Xyiko's Blog

First on the list is a must have for any Ninja Baby.

The "My First Ninja Star Counting" Toy

Lets your Baby Ninja learn to count and can be used later for throwing practice or Late Night Ninja Baby Battles.


Next on the list is a great find for the battle wise Ninja Baby.

The "Ninja Battle Stroller"

Works well in any Ninja Battle Dome situation, equipped with Ninja Stars, Throw Daggers and 4 Wheel Drive with hubcap spikes.


For the new Ninja Baby in the Home, we offer you.

The "Ninja Baby Cradle"

This Cradle will give your Ninja Baby not only comfort and style, but protection and even peace of mind with sleep gas nozzles that can be set to go off when your Ninja Baby cries.


Finally, we present a fine addition to any Ninja baby's arsenal.

The"Ninja Walker of Doom"

This is the ultimate in quick, easy and simple battle destruction and mayhem.

*Some Assembly required for most items*


All images from Chambers Fine Art - SHI JINSONG

I have decided to redo the look of this Blog and check out some of the new features.

I have had a crazy work schedule as of late (working grave and swing), all because one of the guards had to be fired (letting a car getting broke into right in front of the office window has that effect). So as of late I have been a little drained and why I haven't updated lately.

My Job has become a war zone, for many reason including but not limited to death, pay rates, new rules, old rules and well fit throwing. I doubt I will survive there through September, but of course I don't need to because I am moving to Texas here soon. So I have to just skate by and hope no one notices anything I do.

Well, I got a Vox account. I will still post here but it will just be the plain entry. If you want my posts that include video and pics go to : Dozer's Vox Blog and if you want your own Vox account leave a comment about it here or there.

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Thanks to Sara, I found (ok, addicted to) Conquer, which is a free MMORPG. It has four class to chose from (Although, one of the classes splits into two different subsets after level 40) Archer, Warrior, Taoist and Trojan. Lots of different type of weapons, armor and magic spells to choose off. It even has a vast array of monsters everything from birds to ghost to monster made of sand and lava, oh and of course they have the must have for any RPG "Ogres" they just don't call them that. It also has the other staple of any RPG game "XP" which in turn means you spend 80 percent of the game leveling up, but this game has a unique take on it because after you hit the top level you can choose to be "reborn" (I can't wait to try that) and start again as a diffent class. So I think it could take a person a while to play completely through this game.

So far I am having fun my only real two complains are that the areas are kind of vastly spread apart with a city here or there, so you spend a lot of time running around. Which can take awhile if you travel to far away looking for XP. Secondly, they don't really have any guide on how to play so you kind of have to play around and learn stuff by chance.

If you want to team up and play I am on:

Server: Pisces

Name: Xyiko

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I spent the day hanging out with Charles, Gerri and their two kids. We went to a open house at a local firehouse. The boys got to play on the engines and in a mini-house built to show kids what to do in a fire. They even got to play with the fire hose and put out a fake fire.

After the Fire House we went and played some putt putt golf of couse I ended up turning the game dangerous after I hit my ball off course and went after it. I got the ball and was on my way back when my leg got caught on a piece of the fence. Which ripped a hole in my pants and we were only on hole 10, so I had to play another 8 holes with a gaint rip in the leg of my pants.

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I worked all last week, now I know it isn't a big deal for a person to work a week of 8 hour shifts. Well, it is really several reason why it is making this a big deal.

One reason is because my work schedule is pretty up in the air, I will either be working 5 days, 9 days or 20+ days in the month of August and it is driving me crazy.

Another big reason is because I have been working the 4 - midnight shift, which means I am getting there when either everyone is gone or leaving and so for the whole shift it is just me and the camera monitors which can drive anyone insane.

So I have started bringing my Nintendo DS and the game: Brain Age. which I most use for the game Sudoku, which I play for basically hours after I have done all my rounds. It is the only game I can really play and watch the monitors that the same time.

In a bit of disappointing news, I no longer have to worry about being the "Go To Guy" for my boss, because last week she got fired. For no reason then being in the crossfire of the big boys upstairs fighting with each other. Of course the worst part is it was has been in the plan since three months ago but they used her until they could find a replacement. Welcome to the business world, PSH!

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(Music - Lying From You - Linkin Park)

So, My job called me up yesterday and wanted to know if I could go train to work at another job site for like two days in August (Yes, I said two days) because a bunch of people jumped ship because my company is losing the contracted in September.

Now I usually wouldn't be against it, for the fact is I understand my work needs the help sometimes. But, I have already did the helping thing for my company and as far as I am concerned it bite me square in the ass.

A month ago, they asked if I would be willing to train and work in a different position since I wouldn't be needed in the position I was in for about two months. So I went in and trained and they made it sound like I was going to be getting all these hours, then I get my schedule and I am only working 9 days (9 FUCKING DAYS!) the whole month. If they had told me that I would have been like no thank you and been done with it but too little, too late for that now I guess.

Of course, it gets even better because they hire another person at the same time as me, but they gave her hours (must be nice to be a friend of the supervisor's daughter) by having her do the weekend shift. Well her the first weekend she was suppose to work she didn't show (didn't get fired might I add) and I got called in to help. The second weekend she work she got someone to cover for half her shift the first day and did work the second day, which is good because I worked the graveyard that weekend and I honest thought I would be working a double. Last weekend she didn't even show up and she still has a job (WTF). So I am stuck in fill-in hell, yet this bum gets to do what she wants.

I finally get to work a full week of shift next week and was suppose to be getting 40 hours a week next month. It has also changed like three times so I doubt I will see anywhere close to that.
If being the guy my boss calls to help (Go To Guy) means being a broke and stressed out gopher then I don't want the title.

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(Music - This Week In Tech - Leo Laporte and the TWiTs)

I miss being able to dislike/hate a person (OK, let me finish before you grab your torches and pitchforks) based on that person's action and personality. Instead of the way it has become. Where it is chalked up to the fact of a person's race, sexual choice, gender, and even age.

The P.C. (Political Correct) pendulum has swung from the side of non-caring and indifference to the complete other side where that is all they can see. Isn't it just as bad to over examine an issue as it is to ignore it. America has turn almost everyone into a uncover racist/bigot/etc. and everyone is on alert just waiting for a person to slip, so they can nail them to the wall for it. I hear statements "It is because I am ______!" and "It is ______ people like you that are destroying the world", a whole lot more then I ever did in earlier years.

I often wonder if this will lead to a new set of "Witch Trials", where everyone is guilty just because someone has a bad feeling about a person. On the other hand, it could go to the other side of the scale and everyone gets overloaded and burned out due to every Tom, Dick and Harry claiming they have been discrimated against and no one cares one bit and we are back when we started.

(Either way, we as a people need to watch and be careful not to become one of the "paranoid people" who is ready to cry "FOUL!", because someone blinked or made a gesture that you dislike.)

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Ok, I seriously dont know who or what Wilmer Valderrama had to do to get his show YO MOMMA! but it seriously shouldn't have been allowed. He is like the new Diddy (AKA PUFF Daddy, Puffy, P. Diddy), he has no reason or even the fucking street cred (I have seen pre-schoolers more bad ass then him) to be hosting any type of Battle show and to top it off if I heard him say "CASHMONEY!" one more time I swear the gates of hell will open up.

PLEASE STOP THE MADNESS, DONT LET ACTORs HOST SHOWS JUST BECAUSE THEY PRODUCT THEM

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(Music -- Pon De Replay -- Rihanna)

Welcome to my world, even has a new look and a new edge (ok, maybe focus would be a better word.) It took me a few days to get this look to work with Blogger but I finally got it to work. If you don't like it tough, that is also the new part to my little piece of the internet and where the "UNCENSORED" tag comes in. I post because I want to and I got tired of worry about if people wanted to read it and blah, blah ,blah. So I finally decided that I am going to post how and what I want and if you don't like it don't read it - DEAL! - good.

Again welcome to the new "Dozer's Blog of Life & Other Observations...UNCENSORED!" have fun and don't hurt yourself and if you like what you see don't be a stranger.

Hey what do you know this is the 200th post ROCK ON!

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(Music -- Everything I'm Not -- The Veronicas)

Today was the Washington Educator Career Fair. First let me say I if my teachers looked like the ones I saw today, I would of gone to school more. Secondly I would like to say I am really scared for the future because these people couldn't even follow simple (and I mean simple like straight forward) instructions and their attitudes well fucking suck , they were yelling and making smartass comments when they didn't get the answer they liked, how are they going to treat they students if they can't even act right in public.

Ok, my last issue with event has really nothing to do with it, what it does have to do with is the RV show that was going on in C lot. I don't know how many time I heard a person pull up and say "I thought it was free!" ok, no one in the parking lot is a psychic so if you want a proper answer you really need to have a complete thought. We hear that statement at every event so we will just think you are whining unless you fully explain what you are talking about, so next time try "I thought parking for *insert event name here* was free?" in a nice polite voice would also help alot.

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(Music -- In Stereo -- Fort Minor)

Man, I have work like two overnights and am totally wiped. I did have two more but I gave them away to a guy at work that needed them a little more. I also worked The Wiggles, that show is just like a car accident you don't want to look but you can't help it.

Sara (she is the best) found me the Fort Minor CD from the guy in Linkin Park (I didn't even know he had a Solo CD.) I finally bought Odama for the Gamecube (as soon as I find words to describe it I will put up a review.)

Besides that I haven't done much.

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(Music -- Security Now-- Leo Laporte and Steve Gibson)

The Fall Out Boy concert has landed in Tacoma (YAY!, don't I sound excited). They came with All-American rejects and some other bands, I worked my usual spot during a concert.

I did make my way inside and even got some pictures. So, there I was standing with a few people from work watching the show and this skinny Emo pink shirt wearing bitchass (OK, I don't know if I have ever explained how much I hate pink, salmon, WHATEVER YOU CALL IT! clothing for men. I think it should be a considered a minor or accessory color as in a tie but making your clothes choice by it, should cause you to get beat and stripped of your right to buy clothes--Except if you are a gay man, that is a whole different ball of wax.) comes walking by with a totally fucking hot chick. So I point them out and I am like "how the hell did he pull that off!", everyone looks and start laughing then we realize he is fucking smoking so we go over to him and tell him to put it out and he says going on about "other people are doing it"(SEE PINK SHIRT PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS ASSHOLES!) and we just look at him like tough shit and he finally put it out. After that fun we all when outside and emptied the parking lot, but I got stuck there for another 2 hours because we had to pick up all the equipment off the freeway.

I got home around 1:30am I stayed up until about 5 playing GTA: San Andreas.

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(Music -- TWIT -- Leo Laporte And The Twits)

THE CONES, THE CONES, all the FUCKING CONES! I was suppose to do an 16 hour/overnight of watching cars for the Ride and Drive, but they took the fucking cares so I spent 16 hours watching a parking lot full of cones (and before you ask "maybe they didn't want me to stay?" I will simply repeat what the guy said to me "we are taking the cars so you will just be watching cones." I take that as being their way of having fun SUCKA!) So I survive the horror of the boring night by reading and listen to music.

I got off about 7 this morning and walked down to the bus stop next to the jack and the box and as I was sitting there waiting this guy in full Cowboy dress (hat, boots, way to tight pants, etc.) came up and tried to enter Jack in the crack but it wasn't open so he decided to go to the drive thru, a few minutes later he comes around the corner with a bag of food and this look on his face like he was going to hold out a roll of Mentos and some voice would say "Mentos the Freshmaker". So you would think the was enough weirdness for one day (OH NO, NOT ME!), I got to meet the Real Life Cobra Commander who was walking around talking to himself about something and everyonce in a while he would just yell "YESSSSSSS" or some other word with s added to the end of it (Don't ya wait you were me). I did finally make it home and I passed the fuck out.

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(Music-- Mouth Shut -- The Veronicas)

Ok, So last night I had a dream that I was running for election as a senator and I was having an affair with Hilary Clinton (like the title says good luck analyzing it)... I honestly just can't understand or come up with a reason for why I would dream that. So if anyone has had a total off the wall dream like this leave a comment and tell me about it.

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(Music-- Only One -- Yellowcard)

So, last week I went down to Texas (I got to enjoy the fun of my Flight been cancelled and then reinstated and moved to a gate on the other side of the airport) and spent the week with Sara. She was sick most of the time (I didn't mind though, because I got to spend some time with her) but we did go out to eat and even to the movie and saw UltraViolet and V For Vendetta both of which were very good. The trip back was really fun (delayed, late flights and no ride from the airport, go me!), ok it wasn't but I survived and that is all that counts (at least that is what "They" tell me.) I even worked the next day after I got back and everyone was looking at me like a was an idiot for coming to work, (maybe it was the fact I didn't shave) I like having money though so I ain't missing a day unless I have to.

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(Music--Just Close Your Eyes--Waterproof Blonde)

So, I know it has been a while since my last post and that is because I haven't able to due to the fucking drama known as February and having no Internet connection... Let me start at the beginning, a few months ago I told my landlord about some water damage in the bathroom wall and some mold that kept coming back. So after every fucking person in a fifty mile radius came and looked at it. They decided to kick me out (oops.. I mean asked me to leave) and blame what had happened on me (Of course it turns out that they kick someone out of the same apartment about 4 years earlier for the same thing). So, I had to look for a new place to live, I thought for sure I would have to move out of town or be homeless. The 27th came and I was ready to move to Texas and live with Sara (hell I was looking forward to it, kind of.. I hate being a leech),at the last second I got accepted in a place. I moved in that day and then I had to wait a week for my internet in be connected. and here we are...

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(Music--I Promise--Stacie Orrico)

I have made half way through my ten day straight work week. It began with selling parking passes for a day and then being a Cashier/Supervisor for two days. It was pretty boring and wet, it only really interesting thing was when some old lady went crazy on her husband for bring an asshole because he thought parking cost to much.

Yesterday and today I sold parking passes for the Home Show and tomorrow I have to work outside in the parking lot but I have no idea doing what yet. This year the show will be closing an hour early due to the fact of the Seahawks making it to the Superbowl (I honestly doubt they will win, but who knows). That is all for now anyway...

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