6 Foot Asshole
Posted by Xyiko | Posted in 6 foot asshole, cop, joke, man | Posted on 11:43:00 AM
a guy is speeding down the highway, he sees a cop on a bridge with a radar gun so he slows down, sure enough he gets pulled over and gets a ticket.
Cop: “What seems to be the big hurry?”
Man: “I’m just late for work.”
Cop: “Oh yeah, well what do you do?”
Man: “I’m an asshole stretcher.”
Cop: “An asshole stretcher what kind of job is that?”
Man: “I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then
with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
but surely stretch, until it’s about 6 feet wide.”
Cop: “A 6 foot asshole, what can you do with a 6 foot asshole?”
Man: “Give him a radar gun and put him on a bridge.”
Cop: “What seems to be the big hurry?”
Man: “I’m just late for work.”
Cop: “Oh yeah, well what do you do?”
Man: “I’m an asshole stretcher.”
Cop: “An asshole stretcher what kind of job is that?”
Man: “I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then
with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
but surely stretch, until it’s about 6 feet wide.”
Cop: “A 6 foot asshole, what can you do with a 6 foot asshole?”
Man: “Give him a radar gun and put him on a bridge.”
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