Xyiko's Blog

Heath Ledger’s death is a huge publicity stunt to get him an Oscar. His name is called and they run the usually film reel showing him in different movies through his life, the lights come back on and the announcer is reporting that Jake Gyllenhaal will be accepting the award. Suddenly all the lights go out and a single spot light appears center stage with Heath Ledger standing there holding his Oscar. He slowly walks to the mic and simply says, “Ashton Kutcher has nothing on me, Bitches”. Heath Ledger is then black listed from Hollywood and spends the rest of his life living in Japan with his wife Mary Kate Olson. When asked if he went too far his only response is, “I did what I felt I needed to do for the sake of the my art”.