Misadventures Of Job Searching
Posted by Xyiko | Posted in Applications, Job Search, WTF | Posted on 9:14:00 AM
*In my search for a job I received it application.*
NAME:
SEX: AGE: MARITAL STATUS:
CHILDREN:
HEIGHT: WEIGHT:
SCARS: TATTOOES: PIERCINGS:
ADDRESS:
PHONE:
HIGH SCHOOL NAME: GRADUATE?
LIST TWO REFERENCES:
HAVE YOU TALKED TO ANY LAWYER OR LAW ENFORCEMENT PERSON IN THE LAST SIX MONTHS?
WHO?
IS THERE A NEED FOR ILLUSION?
HAVE YOU BEEN ARRESTED? IF YES, EXPLAIN ON THE BOTTOM OF THIS FORM.
WHERE WERE YOU ONE YEAR AGO?
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TRUTH AND ILLUSION:
WHAT CAN YOU DO WELL?
ARE DREAMS TRUE?
HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT US?
DID YOU LIKE THIS APPLICATION?
P.S. WHAT IS TRUE ART?
*I have no idea if this was a joke or not*
NAME:
SEX: AGE: MARITAL STATUS:
CHILDREN:
HEIGHT: WEIGHT:
SCARS: TATTOOES: PIERCINGS:
ADDRESS:
PHONE:
HIGH SCHOOL NAME: GRADUATE?
LIST TWO REFERENCES:
HAVE YOU TALKED TO ANY LAWYER OR LAW ENFORCEMENT PERSON IN THE LAST SIX MONTHS?
WHO?
IS THERE A NEED FOR ILLUSION?
HAVE YOU BEEN ARRESTED? IF YES, EXPLAIN ON THE BOTTOM OF THIS FORM.
WHERE WERE YOU ONE YEAR AGO?
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TRUTH AND ILLUSION:
WHAT CAN YOU DO WELL?
ARE DREAMS TRUE?
HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT US?
DID YOU LIKE THIS APPLICATION?
P.S. WHAT IS TRUE ART?
*I have no idea if this was a joke or not*
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