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CollegeHumor Presents Web Site Story

2009-07-04T01:49:00.002-05:00

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Bad Time To Be Happy

2009-06-30T12:00:00.000-05:00

Drunken Apple Ad - Jeff Goldblum

2009-06-28T18:06:00.001-05:00

More Misadventures In Job Search

2009-06-27T18:00:00.001-05:00

I was filling out an app when I hit the question section and I couldn't believe what they were asking...

It wasn't too bad at first.

But the question started to get

way too paranoid

even for me.

It'll Blow...

2009-06-25T05:23:00.001-05:00

It'll Blow..., originally uploaded by joezandstra.

Really? Really?

Somethings I Have Noticed About Texas

2009-06-25T05:18:00.000-05:00

I have lived here in Texas for about two months and these are the things that still just take me by surprise.

Open car windows, I walk down the street and everyone's car windows are rolled down. I know it is hot but doesn't anyone worry about their stuff getting stolen.

Once the sun goes this place is freaking dark, even the street lights around here barely shed any lights on the street.

People will tell you their whole life story after meeting you for only two seconds.

Software Now Comes With Preview Trailers

2009-06-23T13:41:00.002-05:00

Hmmm, I Have A Feeling This Is Fake

2009-06-22T15:12:00.002-05:00

Pre-Order Halo 3: ODST and unlock a character

2009-06-21T10:01:00.000-05:00

pre-order Halo 3: ODST andyou will receive a token to unlock grizzled UNSC hero Sgt. Johnson as a playable character in Firefight. Halo 3: ODST also contains invite to join the Halo: Reach beta in 2010, along with all the existing Halo 3 maps, ODST contains three new multiplayer Halo 3 maps: Heretic, Longshore, and Citadel.

Damn You Fallout 3! DAMN YOU!

2009-06-21T08:38:00.001-05:00

Sure the new DLC for Fallout 3 just has to come out when I am lacking serious funds, DAMN YOU BETHESDA! Now I must go and check my couch cushions for change.

Guess Who!

2009-06-17T08:52:00.001-05:00

Welcome to this edition of Guess Who!. Watch the video then pick from the answers below of who the ad is for.

Here are your choices:

A. Pfizer
B. eHarmony
C. Coors Lite
D. Facebook
E. Scientology
F. Your Mom

And the answer is... *Drum Roll*

Yes! That is right the answer is E. Scientology. They may not believe in taking drugs but they have no problem hiring the same ad company apparently.

That ends this Edition of Guess Who! until next time.

Onion Rings!

2009-06-15T08:56:00.000-05:00

I have no idea what made Sara have the urge to make Onion Rings, but then again when have I ever questioned a chance at food.

Stuff You Will Need:
1 Large Onion
pot of cooking oil
cup of flour
cup of buttermilk pancake mix
1 egg
cup of milk
pepper, seasoning salt
plate
paper towels

Lets Begin, preheat your pot of cooking oil on medium for about ten minutes.

Slice your onion.

Mix the ingredients in a bowl until it is smooth.

Dip the onion in the batter then place in the oil *CAREFULLY*.

Make sure not to place too many in the oil at once or they will stick together.

Cook for about 3 to 4 minutes on one side.

Then flip and cook for another 3 to 4 minutes until golden brown.

Remove from oil letting the excess drip off for a second.

Place on plate with paper towel to soak up any extra oil.

Repeat previous steps

Reward yourself with Onion Rings, I prefer mine with Ketchup

*How do you do Onion Rings?*

Microsoft Will Donates Eight Meals Everytime IE 8 is Downloaded

2009-06-14T08:58:00.000-05:00

For every complete download of Internet Explorer 8 from browser for the better between June 10 to August 8. Microsoft will donate the equivalent of eight meals to the Feeding America Network.

So, If anything download a copy of IE 8 to help people out and then watch the corny Dean Cain PSAs.

F.O.M.S. - Fear Of Missing Something

S.H.Y.N.E.S.S. - Sharing Heavily Yet Not Enough Sharing Still

There are still two more to be released.

Misadventures Of Job Searching

2009-06-13T09:14:00.000-05:00

*In my search for a job I received it application.*

NAME:

SEX: AGE: MARITAL STATUS:

CHILDREN:

HEIGHT: WEIGHT:

SCARS: TATTOOES: PIERCINGS:

ADDRESS:

PHONE:

HIGH SCHOOL NAME: GRADUATE?

LIST TWO REFERENCES:

HAVE YOU TALKED TO ANY LAWYER OR LAW ENFORCEMENT PERSON IN THE LAST SIX MONTHS?

WHO?

IS THERE A NEED FOR ILLUSION?

HAVE YOU BEEN ARRESTED? IF YES, EXPLAIN ON THE BOTTOM OF THIS FORM.

WHERE WERE YOU ONE YEAR AGO?

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TRUTH AND ILLUSION:

WHAT CAN YOU DO WELL?

ARE DREAMS TRUE?

HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT US?

DID YOU LIKE THIS APPLICATION?

P.S. WHAT IS TRUE ART?

*I have no idea if this was a joke or not*

Myfacebook.com

2009-06-11T03:10:00.001-05:00

I have been noticing lately that Myspace is trying to be more like Facebook even down to the chat bar at the bottom.

So, I think it would be interesting if Facebook were to acquire Myspace from Rupert Murdoch and then merged the two products to make Myfacebook.com. You would have the ablilty to choose between a Myspace or Facebook templete and even switch to the other one later. Your friends list would be universal so no matter which service you use you could talk to people on the other one. Myspace Music and Video services could be intergrated into Facebook's Fan Pages.

To make it even more interesting would be if they could then buy Flickr and Skype to give the user more connecting ability and a larger reach on the internet.

Where Have The Good Guys Gone?

2009-06-09T03:14:00.000-05:00

It might be just me but I have noticed that wrestling doesn't have good guys (the babyface) anymore, just different degrees of bad guys. When I was a kid you knew who the good guys and bad guys were. As I grew up a large grey area appeared and some day the bad guy was the good guy and vice versa but at the end of the day you knew where everyone stood. The good guy would get jumped and you could count on another "good guy" running down and coming to the rescue.

Now wrestling is just a rollercoaster ride of one bad guy attacking the not so bad guy of this week. the "storyline" have simply degraded to being complete waste of time. I am starting to wonder if this is really the best way to go with this sport entertainment franchise.

Next you know it will just become a crappy version of UFC. No one wants that.

So What Is The Big Deal?

2009-06-07T03:15:00.005-05:00

Lets be honest that the reason this is getting so much attention is for basically two reason. The first being that we don't expect "Television" personalities to be so vocal with their emotions. Humans are humans sometimes no amount of training or experience can stop something or someone from getting under your skin.

Reminds me of the video of Bill O'Reilly Flipping out:

The second comes down to the fact that Leo Laporte comes across as a relaxed and easy going guy. If Howard Stern or Rush Limbaugh blew up during a show no one would be shocked, but because Leo stepped outside the fatherly/good guy image people have placed on him it has become a big deal.

In this new world of cameras everywhere and on all the time, we the consumer need to move past the old idea of "Television" personalities not being human. If I called you out and talked shit to you while holding a Camera? Would you walk away or would you flip out on me?

Trials Of Bing

2009-06-04T03:37:00.001-05:00

One of the biggest hurdle for Bing is that most people use a certain search engine without even thinking about it. When I do a search for something I don't think about it, I just type it in the search window at the top of my browser. Bing is going to have to bring something pretty big to the table for me to change my default Search engine and to be honest I don't think it can be done.

In a world of Google, Yahoo, Ask.com, Alta Vista, Lycos, Excite, AOL and many more (Even Wolfram/Alpha), I don't see Bing being able to make a mark for itself other then being another "Nice Try" by Microsoft.

Another Great Mash-Up: Reservoir Dogs Take Manhattan

2009-06-04T03:28:00.001-05:00

Does Beyoncé Miss Destiny's Child?

2009-06-03T03:40:00.002-05:00

I noticed that lately most of the music video Beyoncé has released feature her dancing with two backup dancers. Which begs the question is she starting to miss Destiny's Child or is this just her new version of the former group (she gets all the attention and the other two girls are just in the background.)

Green Light

Single Ladies

Diva

Ego

Awesome Mash-up: Heroes / Lonely Island's Jizz In My Pants

2009-05-26T03:57:00.002-05:00

CircuitCity.com Is Back?

2009-05-24T04:33:00.000-05:00

Does anyone care? If I need to buy some tech I just go to Newegg.com or Amazon.com. I think the only reason anyone used this in the first place was to just to pick it up at the store. The company that bought this domain is the same one that owns TigerDirect.com and a chill to go down my spine just thinking about buying something from there.

This isn't the best way to use the domain and trademark, for the average person I think the first thing they will probably think is "Didn't that company go into bankruptcy?" Is that really something you want your customers to think when seeing your URL?

This could have been made into an awesome tech review site or some other tech type site. I think stepping away from the previous incarnation of the trademark from the start, then slowing adding tech products for sale would have been better for the brand.

Legal Ages From Around the World...

2009-05-23T04:52:00.000-05:00

Legal Drinking @ 14

* Spain

Legal Drinking @ 16

* Lebanon
* Eritrea
* Austria
* Bulgeria
* Botswana
* Zimbabwe
* France
* Luxembourg
* Germany
* Switzerland (16-18)
* Samoa

Legal Drinking @ 17

* Cyprus

Legal Drinking @ 18

* Ghana
* Kenya
* Canada (18-19)
* Puerto Rico
* Algeria
* Cameroon
* Malawi
* South Africa
* Argentina
* China
* Hong Kong
* Jordan
* Israel
* Fiji
* Australia
* Ukraine
* Sweden
* Russia
* Latvia
* Hungary
* Singapore
* Croatia
* Belarus
* Sri Lanka
* Taiwan
* Mongolia
* Guatemala
* Honduras
* Ecuador
* Columbia
* Chile
* Uganda

Legal Drinking @ 19

* South Korea

Legal Drinking @ 20

* Japan
* Paraguay

Legal Drinking @ 21

* United States Of America
* Indonesia
* Palau

Alcohol Is Illegal

* Libya
* Sudan
* Saudi Arabia
* Kuwait
* Bangladesh
* Iran
* Pakistan ( for foreign nationals (non muslims) the legal drinking age is 21)

No Legal Drinking Age

* Albania
* Brunei
* Denmark
* Poland
* Mauritius
* Georgia
* Cambodia
* Malaysia
* Macau
* Philippines
* Gibraltar
* Slovakia
* Netherlands
* Italy
* Slovenia
* New Zealand
* Malta
* Norway
* Portugal
* Romania
* Serbia
* Swaziland
* Thailand
* Greece
* Finland

Consumer Reports test the Snuggie

2009-05-23T04:48:00.000-05:00

The Shows That Ended In 2009

2009-05-19T04:55:00.001-05:00

If you know of any shows that ended post them in the comments.

Updated As Of 05/22/09, new shows are in bold.

Broadcast

ABC

* According to Jim (Final episode airs June 2)

* Boston Legal

* Cupid (1 unaired episode)

* Dirty Sexy Money (Final 4 episodes air July 18-Aug. 8 )

* Eli Stone (Final 4 episodes air June 20-July 11)

* Homeland Security USA (5 unaired episodes)

* In the Motherhood (3 episodes to air in June)

* Life on Mars

* Opportunity Knocks (6 unaired episodes)

* Pushing Daisies (Final 3 episodes air May 30-June 13, will continue as comic book)

* Samantha Who? (7 unaired episodes - will air on Thursday, June 25)

* The Unusuals (Final episode airs June 17)

CBS

* Eleventh Hour

* The Ex List (7 unaired episodes)

* Game Show in My Head (7 unaired episodes)

* Guiding Light (Last episode airs September 18)

* Harper's Island (Last episode airs July 11)

* Million Dollar Password (Final episode airs June 14)

* Swingtown

* The Unit

* Without a Trace

* Worst Week

The CW

The CW will no longer program Sundays after the 2008-2009 season.

* 13: Fear Is Real

* 4REAL (1 unaired episode)

* Easy Money (4 unaired episodes)

* Everyone Hates Chris

* The Game

* In Harm's Way (5 unaired episodes)

* Privileged

* Reaper (Final episode airs May 26)

* Stylista

* Judge Jeanine Pirro (moving to syndication in September)

* Valentine (4 unaired episodes)

FOX

* Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? (Final episode airs in August)

* Do Not Disturb (3 unaired episodes)

* Don't Forget the Lyrics (Final episode airs June 19)

* Hole in the Wall (8 unaired episodes)

* MADtv

* Prison Break (Will be a Direct-to-DVD movie)

* Secret Millionaire

* Sit Down, Shut Up (1 unaired episode)

* TALKSHOW with Spike Feresten

* Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

MyNetworkTV

At the conclusion of the 2008-2009 television season MyNetworkTV will cease airing all original programming except Friday Night SmackDown!.

* Celebrity Exposé (several unaired episodes)

* Jail (Final episode airs May 19)

* Magic's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed (Final episode airs May 18)

* Masters of Illusion (Final episode airs May 18)

* Street Patrol (Final episode airs May 19)

* The Tony Rock Project

* Under One Roof

* Vice Squad

* The World's Funniest Moments (Final episode airs May 20)

NBC

* America's Toughest Jobs

* The Chopping Block (Final episodes air June 19-July 17)

* Deal or No Deal

* ER

* Howie Do It

* Kath & Kim

* Kings (Final episodes air June 13-July 25)

* Knight Rider

* Late Night with Conan O'Brien

* Life

* Lipstick Jungle

* Medium (Moving to CBS)

* Momma's Boys

* My Name Is Earl

* My Own Worst Enemy

* Superstars of Dance

* The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (Final episode airs May 29)

Syndication

* Christina's Court (Will air through September)

* Judge David Young (Will air through September)

* Judge Karen (Will air through September)

* The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet (Will air new episodes through June)

* Trivial Pursuit: America Plays (Will air through September)

* The Tyra Banks Show (moving to The CW in September)

Cable

ABC Family

* Kyle XY

* The Middleman

* Sophie (8 unaired episodes)

* Roommates

Adult Swim

* Frisky Dingo

* Moral Orel

* Shin Chan

* The Xtacles

Cartoon Network

* Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

* My Gym Partner's a Monkey

CNN

* D.L. Hughley Breaks the News

Comedy Central

* Chocolate News

* Mind of Mencia

Discovery Channel

* Koppel on Discovery

* Survivorman

Disney Channel

* The Emperor's New School

* The Suite Life With Zach & Cody

FX

* 30 Days

* The Shield

* Testees

MTV

* Making the Band 4 (another Making the Band edition has been ordered)

* TRL

The N

* South of Nowhere

Sci Fi Channel

* Battlestar Galactica (Will be at least one TV-Movie)

* Charlie Jade

* Stargate Atlantis (Will be at least one TV-Movie)

Showtime

* The L Word

SOAPnet

* Greg Behrendt's Wake-Up Call

TBS

* Frank TV

TLC

* Flip That House

* Trading Spaces

TNT

* Trust Me

truTV

* Haunting Evidence

USA

* The Starter Wife

Deals: Amazon.com 80’s Arcade Classics For Xbox 360

2009-05-17T06:11:00.000-05:00

Get Joust, GALAGA, Golden Axe, Gaunlet, Ms. Pac-man, DIG DUG, Paperboy, TMNT 1989 all for Xbox 360 arcade.

Great Deal On 80’s Arcade Classics For Xbox 360

New Photos: Morning Storm

2009-05-17T05:26:00.002-05:00

Quickie Review: Angels & Demons

2009-05-16T05:23:00.001-05:00

Meh, nothing too special about this movie. I felt like I was watching a cliff notes version of the book:

The Pope dies, something was stolen from the LHC and four Cardinals are kidnapped. Smart guy is asked to come to the Vatican and find the four Cardinals before they are killed. Smart guy runs about to a bunch of old churches trying to save the Cardinals while spouting random facts about history. One of the supposed good guys turns out to be the bad guy.

The overall feel of the movie is rushed and empty. It lacked soul and was at best an extended trailer for the real movie. If you must waste $7.50 on something, you’d be better off watching National Treasure buying some junk food and save yourself the two hours of your life you’ll never get back.

Ummm, What Is This

2009-05-16T04:18:00.002-05:00

When I started watching this I kept waiting for her to take her top off or for some guy to walk into the shot and ask if she wanted to give him some oral pleasure. BUT IT NEVER HAPPENED! Instead she starts sing? Why she is making these horribly bad lip-sync music video. *Tip* turn off the sound and it looks just like one of those playboy playmate videos.

Just Can’t Get…

2009-05-11T06:04:00.002-05:00

The hang of living here in Texas. I am really starting to think that my sleep pattern will never return to normal. The search for a job has been less then productive with a production of zero leads. I have no real idea where life will be taking me from here, guess I will just have to wait and see.

Quick Review: Star Trek

2009-05-09T04:30:00.000-05:00

Loved it can’t wait to see where they take it. So basically:

Angry man goes back in time to get revenge on some people and in turn changes the timeline and creates a completely different version of the Enterprise crew.

I have to say using the story the way they did was a big risk and it paid out big time. All the actors fit perfectly into their characters and hit a complete homerun.

This Is The Beginning, The Beginning Of Our Story. (Sort Of…)

2009-05-06T04:01:00.001-05:00

We made it down to Texas earlier this week. The main reason we came down was to take care of Sara’s Mother and of course it does hurt that I lost my job (Just at the right time?). It has been weird living at someone else place again and getting used to having to deal with other people’s rules. I have been trying to reset my clock to Central, it hasn’t been going well. I am starting to look for a job and spend my extra time updating this site and other things I had been neglecting (READING BITCHES!) because of the time I wasted on my previous job. I will be updating here and other places a lot more as to what I am up to.

The Legend Of Zelda: A Final Hero

2009-04-25T06:32:00.001-05:00

Chapter 1: Unleashing

2000 years of peace have pasted in Hyrule, castles of wood and stone have becomes towers of glass and metal. The Hero of Time and The Twilight Princess are now just stories in books. That peace soon would be coming to an end when during an archaeology dig in the desert of the Old Kingdom relics was found. The relics seem to pulse with energy and was inscribed with writing of an almost forgotten language. All the relics were taken back to Hyrule where they were scanned and tagged. As the last last relic was scanned and the inscription translated, the room begun to darken as if the light in the room was being absorbed by the relic. Without warning as the last line was translated the room began to shake and all the equipment shut off. When the power returned to the room and all the equipment began to power back up, all the monitors displayed a glowing image…

The Triforce of Power

Review: Dell BH200 Bluetooth Headphones

2009-04-22T06:29:00.001-05:00

Got a pair of Dell BH200 Bluetooth Headphones early this week for around 50.oo Dollars. The first time set-up was fairly simple. After my computer found the headphones, entered the pairing code (0000). Did a full restart before my computer could connect and use them properly. (Make sure you make them your default playback device for your computer.) Only had a few issues where I had to completely restart a program to get them to work with it (*COUGH* itunes *COUGH*).

Pros:

Wireless

Decent range

comfortable

Cons:

Sometimes touchy set up when connecting to PC

No way to check battery level

short USB recharging cable

Crash And Burned…

2009-04-19T06:23:00.001-05:00

Well my time here in Washington is coming to an end. I would love to have some huge story about overcoming odds and becoming rich, sadly the story has more of a tone where someone forgot to fuel the plane before take off.

Rewind To About A Year Ago… A friend had money trouble and need money to pay her Utilities before they were shut off, her husband wouldn’t help and she had two small kids. I gave her the money and she promised to pay me back, I have only gotten a quart of the money back to date.

Fast Forward To Eight Months Ago… I added a friend to my phone plan because he was in need of one. It lasted a whole six months before he started to throw a fit about paying me, constantly complaining about or trying to put off paying me all together. another two months later he gets a phone on a different carrier and then disappears without paying me the rest of the money he owes me.

Fast Forward To Five Months Ago… My lead at work gets fired and they hired some ditzy chick for me to train to be my boss cuz she had “experience”. Then for like the next month there is no work, causing me to have to use credit card and borrow money from family just to pull through.

Fast Forward About Month And A Half Ago… The temp agency I worked for lost the contract and the warehouse asked me to switched to the new company. I went down filled out the app and did the drug test, come to find out I would have to keep working for the original agency for 30 days due to some rule or clause in the contract with the warehouse. From the get go it was a train wreck, having to call both agencies to find out about work. My workload and job title changed on a daily basis.

Fast Forward To Last Friday… Everything finally came crashing down when the warehouse started giving me tasks and changing rules then when I responded that I was told otherwise, the temp agency scolded me saying I was lying about it. I was fired after I blew up because the warehouse told me to go to another warehouse an hour before work after I had been told repeated time I didn’t have to go.

These are just the highlights to what has caused me to leave the Northwest and travel down to the South. Check back for the next chapter in my life…

Can The Leaked Version Of The Wolverine Movie Help The Movie Release

2009-04-07T06:13:00.002-05:00

Fox Chairman Tom Rothman told EW:

“The version that went out is unfinished. It’s about 10 minutes shorter, doesn’t have key scenes, it wasn’t edited, and none of the effects shots were in any remotely final form, It’s a complete misrepresentation of the film and is deeply unfair to the people who have worked on it for years.”

I think that this could be a missed chance to leverage more PR for the real movie release, if the leaked movie was treated as a type of trailer / Behind the scences feature. Fox should take a copy of this leaked movie (or a better copy) slap a disclaimer on the front saying this is a unfinished product and a promotional item and then release it to the public.

I have seen the leaked movie and am ten times more excited to see the final release then I would have been if I had never seen it. Most fans would be excited to see how a movie is coming along and being created. The flow of information can’t be stopped but you can control and steer to where you want it to go. Simply standing on the sidelines and crying foul isn’t going to help the problem, you have to evolve with your audience and the world or you will be left trying to catch up.

President Replaces The N-Word

2009-02-19T06:38:00.001-06:00

Song Of The Week: Untouched By The Veronicas

2009-02-17T07:02:00.000-06:00

Lyrics:

I go ooh ooh, you go ah ah
lalalalalalalala

I can lalalalalalalala

I wanna wanna wanna get get get what I want
Don't stop
Give me give me give me what you got got
Cause I can't wait wait wait any more more more more
Don't even talk about the consequence
Cause right now you're the only thing that's making any sense to me
And I don't give a damn what they say, what they think think
Cause you're the only one who's on my mind
I'll never ever let you leave me
I'll try to stop time for ever, never wanna hear you say goodbye (bye bye bye)

I feel so untouched
And I want you so much
That I just can't resist you
It's not enough to say that I miss you
I feel so untouched right now
Need you so much somehow
I can't forget you
I've gone crazy from the moment I met you

Untouched
And I need you so much

See you, breathe you, I want to be you
Alalalala alalalala
You can take take take take take time time
To live live the way you gotta gotta live your life
Give me give me give me all of you you
Don't be scared
I'll see you through the loneliness of one more more more
Don't even think about what's right or wrong, wrong or right
'Cause in the end it's only you and me and no one else is gonna be around
To answer all the questions left behind
And you and I are meant to be so even if the world falls down today
You've still got me to hold you up up
And I will never let you down (down)

I feel so untouched
And I want you so much
That I just can't resist you
It's not enough to say that I miss you
I feel so untouched right now
Need you so much somehow
I can't forget you
I've gone crazy from the moment I met you

Untouched, untouched, untouched, untouched, untouched
Alalalala alalalala
Untouched
Alalalala alalalala

I feel so untouched
And I want you so much
That I just can't resist you
It's not enough to say that I miss you
I feel so untouched right now
Need you so much somehow
I can't forget you
I've gone crazy from the moment I met you

I feel so untouched
And I want you so much
That I just can't resist you
It's not enough to say that I miss you
I feel so untouched right now
Need you so much somehow
I can't forget you
I've gone crazy from the moment I met you

Untouched, untouched, untouched

Hotmail Gets Pop3

2009-02-13T06:35:00.004-06:00

When you set up Hotmail in the e-mail program on your PC Use the following Info:

POP server: pop3.live.com (Port 995)
POP SSL required? Yes
User name: Your Windows Live ID, for example yourname@hotmail.com
Password: The password you usually use to sign in to Hotmail or Windows Live
SMTP server: smtp.live.com (Port 25)
Authentication required? Yes (this matches your POP username and password)
TLS/SSL required? Yes

Song Of The Week: My Life Would Suck Without You

2009-02-10T06:55:00.003-06:00

Lyrics:

Guess this means you're sorry
You're standing at my door
Guess this means you take back
All you said before
Like how much you wanted
Anyone but me
Said you'd never come back
But here you are again

(Chorus)
Cuz we belong together now, yeah
Forever united here somehow, yeah
You got a piece of me
And honestly
My life (my life) would suck (would suck) without you

Maybe I was stupid
For telling you goodbye
Maybe I was wrong
For tryin' to pick a fight
I know that I've got issues
But you're pretty messed up too
Either way I found out I'm nothing without you

(Chorus)

Being with you is so dysfunctional
I really shouldn't miss you,
But I can't let you go,
Oh yeah

{ music break}

Cuz we belong together now, (yeah yeah)
Forever united here somehow, (yeah)
You got a piece of me
And honestly
My life (my life) would suck (would suck) without you

Cuz we belong (yeah) together now (together now), (yeah)
Forever united here somehow, (yeah)
You got a piece of me
And honestly
My life (my life) would suck (would suck) without you

Song Of The Week: Rehab by Rihanna

2009-02-03T06:59:00.003-06:00

Lyrics:

[Verse 1:]
Baby, baby
When we first met
I never felt something so strong
You were like my lover
And my best friend
All wrapped into one
With a ribbon on it
And all of a sudden
You went, left
I didn't know how to follow
It's like a shot
That spun me around
And now my heart left
I feel so empty and hollow

[Pre Chorus:]
And I'll never give myself to another
The way I gave it to you
Don't even recognize
The ways you hurt me
Do you?
It's gonna take a miracle to bring me back
And you're the one to blame

[Chorus:]
And now I feel like, oh
You're the reason
Why I'm thinking
I don't wanna smoke on
These cigarettes no more
I guess that's what I get
For wishful thinking
I should've never let you enter my door
Next time you wanna go on and leave
I should just let you go on and do it
Cause now I'm using like I bleed

It's like I checked into rehab and
Baby, you're my disease
It's like I checked into rehab and
Baby, you're my disease

I gotta check into rehab
'Cause baby you're my disease
I gotta check into rehab
'Cause baby you're my disease

[Verse 2:]
Damn,
Ain't it crazy when you're love swept?
You'll do anything for the one you love
'Cause anytime that you needed me
I'd be there
It's like you were my favorite drug
The only problem is
That you was using me
In a different way that I was using you
But now that I know, it's not meant to be
You gotta go, I gotta ween myself off of you

[Pre Chorus:]
And I'll never give myself to another
The way I gave it to you
Don't even recognize
The ways you hurt me
Do you?
It's gonna take a miracle to bring me back
And you're the one to blame

[Chorus:]
And now I feel like, oh
You're the reason
Why I'm thinking
I don't wanna smoke on
These cigarettes no more
I guess that's what I get
For wishful thinking
I should've never let you enter my door
Next time you wanna go on and leave
I should just let you go on and do it
Cause now I'm using like I bleed

It's like I checked into rehab and
Baby, you're my disease
It's like I checked into rehab and
Baby, you're my disease

I gotta check into rehab
'Cause baby you're my disease
I gotta check into rehab
'Cause baby you're my disease

[Bridge: Timbaland]
Now ladies, gimme that
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, now gimme that
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Now ladies, gimme that
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, now gimme that
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh, oh, oh

[Pre Chorus:]
Oh
You're the reason
Why I'm thinking
I don't wanna smoke on
These cigarettes no more
I guess that's what I get
For wishful thinking
I should've never let you enter my door
Next time you wanna go on and leave
I should just let you go on and do it
Cause now I'm using like I bleed

It's like I checked into rehab and
Baby, you're my disease
It's like I checked into rehab and
Baby, you're my disease

I gotta check into rehab
'Cause baby you're my disease
I gotta check into rehab
'Cause baby you're my disease

T-Shirt Hell Closes It Doors Due To Hate Mail and Angry People

2009-02-02T07:07:00.001-06:00

Letter about the closing posted On T-Shirt Hell by Sunshine Megatron

I’m done. I’m finished. I can’t take the stupidity anymore, so I’m leaving and I’m taking my website with me. As of Tuesday, Feb 10, 2009, T-Shirt Hell will be no more.

No, I’m not selling out to some douchebag corporate entity. No, we’re not being sued by any of the over 40 companies that have sent us cease and desists over the years. No, I’m not going to jail (yet) and no, it’s not because of the economy. Although, the recent dip in sales certainly does make the idea easier to accept, even though we still sell over 3000 shirts a week.

I started this company in June of 2001, nearly 8 years ago, with the intention of producing the best satirical, the most controversial, the funniest t-shirts on the internet. Generally speaking, I feel I’ve accomplished that and am satisfied with what we’ve put out. I made a shitload of dough along the way. I’ve done cocaine off the better body parts of supermodels. I’ve even raped and killed a mountain panda in the hills of Shaanxi. But these perks are besides the point.

I just don’t feel like dealing with idiots anymore. I’ll give you an example of the kind of misguided morons we deal with on a regular basis at T-Shirt Hell. We released a new shirt a couple weeks ago that says “It’s not gay if you beat them up afterwards”. I will not explain the irony or the social commentary of the slogan because anyone with half a brain should be able to handle that on their own. Problem is, we’ve been besieged with emails from angry people complaining about the “fact” that the shirt is hate speech or that we’re promoting gay bashing and should take it down immediately.

Comments like:
“I can’t even believe people buy this shit. Do you realize your supporting a hate crime? That makes you feel better about yourself? Wow you need a life. We’re all human beings and you can’t except it.”
and
“It’s Not Gay:If You Beat Them Up After”?? That is highly inappropriate and very very morally wrong. I will be advising everyone I know to avoid buying anything from your site until shirts like this are removed. In this world people are fighting for equality and a chance to be themselves without fear of being beat up because of who they are, yet here is an established website promoting hate and violence. You all should be ashamed of yourselves.”

Now, I can’t say I’m surprised we’re getting hate mail from people who have nothing better to do than to start half-assed campaigns because of their lazy, just enough passion for an email, ideals towards a misguided cause. It happened when we did our first really controversial shirt, “The School Shootings Tour”, it happened when we did our “What About All The Good Things Hitler Did” shirt, it happened when we did our “Arrest Black Babies Before They Become Criminals” shirt (boy did it happen then). It used to happen all the time when we did more social commentary and didn’t give a fuck about what anyone thought and did shirts that did not leave anyone out. Unfortunately, as a concern for the safety of my employees, we don’t push the envelope as much anymore…and I can’t say I feel good about having caved in.

Anyway, rather than cater to the masses, I’m just going to stop making shirts. It’s not enjoyable anymore and I have enough money to move on to something more rewarding. Maybe I’ll start my own hooker farm or maybe I’ll practice sleeping. Whatever I decide to do, it will be better than this.

Attention any venture capitalists or independent investors/business assholes who are about to inquire about purchasing T-Shirt Hell. Don’t. You won’t do the company justice and I won’t take that chance. I’m putting it to sleep. It’s over.

That’s right, I’m crazy. I’m pulling the plug on a company I could have sold for millions. Why in the fucking world would I do something so stupid? Because I can. I don’t care about money. This is the way I’ve always done things…my way.

So, to all the kickass motherfuckers who supported us and REALLY got what we were trying to do, thank you (no, not you, you racist idiots who thought we actually had racist intentions and no, not you, you dumb as a stump fucks who just think any shirt with the word “fuck” on it is as right as rain). Thanks to all the people who contributed to my vice fund and at the same time helped make a funny statement about the world today.

As a final farewell, I’m going to bring back some of the top selling Worse Than Hell shirts as a fuck you to those who forced me to remove them. To those who are offended by them and to those who think I’m racist, promoting rape, a nazi, homophobic or just the world’s biggest asshole…well, at least you think I’m something, which means I’ve achieved what I wanted.

Thanks to Gary, Mika, Jacob, Greg, Bob, the black lady who writes our newsletter, and to everyone else who was part of T-Shirt Hell. Time to move on to even greater things. I’ll miss you (by miss, I mean, it’s going to suck not being able to give you my excellent reach arounds when you least expect them).

Fuck you,

-Sunshine Megatron

The Dark Knight For The 8-Bit Nintendo

2009-02-01T07:05:00.000-06:00

Former Employee Explains Cash4Gold Scam

2009-01-31T07:30:00.001-06:00

(Original Found @ Complaints Board)

Below I have attached the full details on the scam involving this company. We know this first hand, because this is how we were trained. Please take note of this information and do what you can to get the word out there, especially in a time when the economy has truly affected everyone for the worst. Thank you!

I am a former employee of Cash 4 Gold. I did not know much about the company before being hired. On my first day of being hired, I was taught the “Cash 4 Gold Scam” from beginning to end.

1. The “refiner’s pack” that is used for you to put your jewelry is “insured for UP TO 100 dollars, ” according to how much they determine from a description from you, the worth of your items to be, NOT an actual fully researched appraisal.

2. We receive your “Refiner’s Pack” within 3-4 days, BUT we are instructed to tell you that it takes “7-10 business days, for us to receive your pack, ALTHOUGH many times, your package has already arrived.
(All cash4gold customers who have called customer service to track a package can vouch for this)

3. Your jewelry gets appraised by hand, a magnifying glass, a plastic container, a small weight pad, and a bottle of ORANGISH fluid, which your items are then determined a value for. Not million dollar equipment or specially trained jewelry experts. The company was temporarily closed recently due to health and code violations. I have witness testers being transported to Medical Centers, due to the testing department environment. There is literally a cloud of smoke in the air from acid and other testing material. If you were thinking it was some state of the art testing facility, you thought WRONG.

4. Although the payment (check) for your item is dated within 24 hrs of testing your jewelry, we SOMETIMES DO NOT actually send out the check until up to 3-4 days later. (if you are a customer check the date the check was issued against the stamped date on the envelope.)

5. We do offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee or your jewelry returned, BUT THE CATCH IS, that the guarantee is to contact us within 10 DAYS from when your check is DATED. (This begins with the time it took for the accounts payables dept. to ISSUE the check and also including the TRANSIT TIME for you to receive your check in the mail. **** NOTATE THE COMMERCIALS THAT INSINUATE THAT YOU GET YOUR CASH IN 24 HRS.*** If you request (sign) for FAST CASH (direct deposit) you automatically WAIVE your rights to have your items returned, EVEN if you are not satisfied with amount of your deposit.

6. You generally receive your check around the “7th-10th” business day, AND majority of the time Customers are outraged when they lay eyes on the amount of their check. Some Customer’s even receive a check for 0.01 cents.

7. There have been times when we have received your package and MISPLACED or LOST it at the facility. We CLAIM to not have received the items and even try to convince you that it was lost in the hands of USPS. At which point we begin an insurance claim process on your package. We ask you to send us an itemized list of the content of the package, trying to be as descriptive as you possible can (if you can remember everything in full detail) and a copy of your state issud ID. We then issue an INSURANCE CLAIM for UP TO 100 dollars. GOD FORBID your items are worth more then a 100 dollars. If you call customer service to check on the status of your shipment, and we actually have not received your package, we inform you of the insurance claim process. For those who know that their items are worth more than a hundred dollars, they become very upset and threaten to take action against the company, at that point we inform the customer that if they knew their items were worth more they should have added additional insurance at the Post Office. BUT unless you are paying to ship your items in a completely different package other then the refiner’s kit, you are unable to add insurance to the package.

8. For those who do get in touch with us within the allotted time frame, we already know what you are calling about. Customers want their items returned, because there
check amount is so insultingly LOW. The first thing a Rep will
ask you is “HOW MUCH WERE YOU EXPECTING TO GET BACK?” This way we can know how much to “BONUS” you.

*Definition of a BONUS: We issue low checks just to have you call us back if you are smart enough to realize that you just got scammed. For the smart one’s we are paid to offer u a bonus up to 3x the original amount of your check and you accept. For ex: Sally Smith receives a check for $27.86 for a Rolex watch(which we don’t issue value for), a class ring, a ring with diamond chips, a pair of earrings with emeralds, as well as a few sterling silver pieces, and maybe a few items that were really of no value. Now Sally Smith calls the cust srvc dept, where she speaks to a rep who seems so concerned and will see if she can do better with the amount by speaking to a “SUPERVISOR”. We then place the caller on Mute, and speak to our neighbors or doodle on a sheet, or twiddle with our hair for about 45 seconds, while we are supposedly speaking to our supervisor about Ms. Smith’s complaint. We then come back with an offer to “BUMP UP YOUR MELT DATE or any other lies the cust srvc reps can think of, and offer you a total amount of $53.20 which is a little under double the amount of your original check; in which case if you accept, the cust srvc rep makes a 15.00 bonus off of your transaction. If the customer service rep offers you under triple the amount of your orig check, he/she makes 10.oo in bonuses.

9. If you accept the offer, the deal is done, and you are told that the call is recorded (which most of the time, the record button does not work, or the box if full.)It’s just a way to make your feel binded by a verbal contract. IF you do not accept the deal, you have to return your check, and it takes sometimes up to a month to receive your items back after we receive the check.

10. If you only want the items that we do not find of any value back, you have to pay 10.00 shipping and handling fee to have your own items returned, which varies. Although it is listed under the terms and conditions, this charge varies from a 10.00-15.00 charge to NO charge, reason being, UNSURE.

Cash 4 Gold is definitely not a trustworthy or credible company to do business with. You are almost better off taking your items to a local pawn shop or shopping around for other companies. With the economy the way it is, Cash 4 Gold seems to be a way out of financial stress for some, but in actuality becomes a stress of its own. I would advise you to think twice before sending in valuables or items inherited and of sentimental value, its not worth it.

Site Of The Week: Please Insult Me!

2009-01-28T07:32:00.005-06:00

In need of an insult or just bored and need entertainment check out Please Insult Me! The insult are a mix of good, bad and just WTF! so have a look and learn a nice insult.

Best Resignation Letter EVER!

2009-01-28T07:11:00.001-06:00

Original Can Be Find @ Read Somewhere

Dear Co-Workers and Managers,

As many of you probably know, today is my last day. But before I leave, I wanted to take this opportunity to let you know what a great and distinct pleasure it has been to type “Today is my last day.”

For nearly as long as I’ve worked here, I’ve hoped that I might one day leave this company. And now that this dream has become a reality, please know that I could not have reached this goal without your unending lack of support. Words cannot express my gratitude for the words of gratitude you did not express.

I would especially like to thank all of my managers both past and present but with the exception of the wonderful Saroj Hariprashad: in an age where miscommunication is all too common, you consistently impressed and inspired me with the sheer magnitude of your misinformation, ignorance and intolerance for true talent. It takes a strong man to admit his mistake – it takes a stronger man to attribute his mistake to me.

Over the past seven years, you have taught me more than I could ever ask for and, in most cases, ever did ask for. I have been fortunate enough to work with some absolutely interchangeable supervisors on a wide variety of seemingly identical projects – an invaluable lesson in overcoming daily tedium in overcoming daily tedium in overcoming daily tedium.

Your demands were high and your patience short, but I take great solace knowing that my work was, as stated on my annual review, “meets expectation.” That is the type of praise that sends a man home happy after a 10 hour day, smiling his way through half a bottle of meets expectation scotch with a meets expectation cigar. Thanks Trish!

And to most of my peers: even though we barely acknowledged each other within these office walls, I hope that in the future, should we pass on the street, you will regard me the same way as I regard you: sans eye contact.

But to those few souls with whom I’ve actually interacted, here are my personalized notes of farewell:

To Philip Cress, I will not miss hearing you cry over absolutely nothing while laying blame on me and my coworkers. Your racial comments about Joe Cobbinah were truly offensive and I hope that one day you might gain the strength to apologize to him.

To Brenda Ashby whom is long gone, I hope you find a manager that treats you as poorly as you have treated us. I worked harder for you then any manager in my career and I regret every ounce of it. Watching you take credit for my work was truly demoralizing.

To Sylvia Keenan, you should learn how to keep your mouth shut sweet heart. Bad mouthing the innocent is a negative thing, especially when your talking about someone who knows your disgusting secrets. ; )

To Bob Malvin (Mr. Cronyism Jr), well, I wish you had more of a back bone. You threw me to the wolves with that witch Brenda and I learned all too much from it. I still can’t believe that after following your instructions, I ended up getting written up, wow. Thanks for the experience buddy, lesson learned.

Don Merritt (Mr. Cronyism Sr), I’m happy that you were let go in the same manner that you have handed down to my dedicated coworkers. Hearing you on the phone last year brag about how great bonuses were going to be for you fellas in upper management because all of the lay offs made me nearly vomit. I never expected to see management benefit financially from the suffering of scores of people but then again, with this company’s rooted history in the slave trade it only makes sense.

To all of the executives of this company, Jamie Dimon and such. Despite working through countless managers that practiced unethical behavior, racism, sexism, jealousy and cronyism, I have benefited tremendously by working here and I truly thank you for that. There was once a time where hard work was rewarded and acknowledged, it’s a pity that all of our positive output now falls on deaf ears and passes blind eyes. My advice for you is to place yourself closer to the pulse of this company and enjoy the effort and dedication of us “faceless little people” more. There are many great people that are being over worked and mistreated but yet are still loyal not to those who abuse them but to the greater mission of providing excellent customer support. Find them and embrace them as they will help battle the cancerous plague that is ravishing the moral of this company.

So, in parting, if I could pass on any word of advice to the lower salary recipient (”because it’s good for the company”) in India or Tampa who will soon be filling my position, it would be to cherish this experience because a job opportunity like this comes along only once in a lifetime.

Meaning: if I had to work here again in this lifetime, I would sooner kill myself.

To those who I have held a great relationship with, I will miss being your co-worker and will cherish our history together. Please don’t bother responding as at this very moment I am most likely in my car doing 85 with the windows down listening to Biggie.

One!

Song Of The Week: If You Seek Amy

2009-01-27T07:42:00.001-06:00

Lyrics:

Lalalalala

Oh baby baby
Have you seen Amy tonight?
Is she in the bathroom
Is she smokin' up outside
Oh

Oh baby baby
Does she take a piece of lime
For the drink that Imma buy her
Do you know just what she likes
Oh

Oh Oh
Tell me have you seen her
Because I'm so
Oh
I can't get her off of my brain

I just want to go to the party she gonna go
Can somebody take me home
Ha ha he ha ha ho

Love me hate me
Say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy
Love me hate me
But can't you see what I see
All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy

Lalalalalala

Amy told me that she's gonna meet me up
I don't know where or when and now they're closing up the club
Oh

I've seen her want to drive before she knows my face
But it's hard to see with all the people standing in the way
Oh

Oh oh
Tell me have you seen her
Because I'm so
Oh
I can't get her off of my brain

I just want to go to the party she's gonna go
Can somebody take me home
Ha ha he ha ha ho

Love me hate me
Say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy
Love me hate me
But can't you see what I see
All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy

Oh
So what you want about me
Oh
But can't you see what I see
Oh
So what you want about me

So tell me if you've seen her
Cause I've been waiting here forever
Oh baby baby
If You Seek Amy tonight
Oh
Oh baby baby
We'll do whatever you like
Oh baby baby baby
Oh baby baby baby

Lalalalalala
Lalalalalala

Love me hate me
So what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy
Love me hate me
But can't you seek what I see
All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy
Love me hate me so what you want about me (yeah)
Love me hate me
But can't you see what I see
All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy

Oh
So what you want about me
Oh
But can't you see what I see
Oh So what you want about me

All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If You Seek Amy

What If…

2009-01-26T07:58:00.001-06:00

Heath Ledger’s death is a huge publicity stunt to get him an Oscar. His name is called and they run the usually film reel showing him in different movies through his life, the lights come back on and the announcer is reporting that Jake Gyllenhaal will be accepting the award. Suddenly all the lights go out and a single spot light appears center stage with Heath Ledger standing there holding his Oscar. He slowly walks to the mic and simply says, “Ashton Kutcher has nothing on me, Bitches”. Heath Ledger is then black listed from Hollywood and spends the rest of his life living in Japan with his wife Mary Kate Olson. When asked if he went too far his only response is, “I did what I felt I needed to do for the sake of the my art”.

Fable 2 DLC: Knothole Island Review

2009-01-21T07:14:00.001-06:00

After you dole out your 800 MS Points (13.50 if you have zero points) and download the DLC. You meet a man named Gordon at the Bowerstone Docks, who’ll give you a few special items after you agree to go to Knothole Island to help with their weather problem. Now begins your adventure in EPIC LACKING! (It only took me two hours to beat at a slow pace.) The expansion contains three main quests which require you to leave the island and then come back to the ONLY! town on the whole island. Dungeons are more of a giant hallway with Flit switch moments (lets make the game take longer, cuz we can’t think of anything else to do) that could have simply been enemies battles instead. The two other quests are for the “I must find everything” people (even then it doesn’t take that long). There is even a resurrection shrine for those whose dog was killed.

While I was sucked in at first by all the awesome little growth, shrink, thin, fat and scar healing potions; I soon found myself bored with the real lack of meat in the content. A Halo rifle and suit of armor is no replacement for story.

WHAT I WOULD LIKED TO HAVE SEEN:

* Instead of just one town with three different dungeons. I would of liked to see three unique towns each with it own Dungeon and then a central final dugeon in the center of the island.

* Couple of new “weather” related spells or enemies.

* The Resurrection Shrine as a Dungeon or Quest, where you would have to kill a certain amount of enemies/NPC to resurrection your dog.

* Potions to increase or decrease your good or evilness.

Song Of The Week: Teenage Dirtbag

2009-01-20T07:54:00.000-06:00

Lyrics:

Her name is Noel
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me

Her boyfriend's a dick
And he brings a gun to school
And he'd sI'mply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
And he drives an Iroc
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me

Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin
Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin

Man I feel like mold
It's prom night and I am lonely
Low and behold
She's walking over to me
This must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am
And why does she give a damn about

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you

Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin
Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin

Hack Your Point And Shoot Canon Camera

2008-12-23T10:11:00.000-06:00

Wanting some of the extra options you find on more expensive cameras. Well before you go out and spend all that money, see if you can give your Canon PowerShot the power you are looking for by using the CHDK firmware.

CHDK is a freeware and open source firmware add-on, that is loaded on an SD card and gives your Canon PowerShot a slew of extra options.
___________________________________________________________________________________________
Make sure your camera is supported on the CHDK wiki
Create a new text file on your camera’s memory card named ver.req

(make sure it is called a REQ file)
Insert card into camera, make sure camera is started in review mode then press the Function and display button at the same time. This will display your firmware version.

Go to the CHDK wiki and check to make sure your firmware is supposed. Now, download the CHDK zip file that works with your firmware.

Unzip the CHDK file and extracting two files: Diskboot.bin and PS.FIR and copy those to the root directory of your card.

Start camera in review mode, press menu – scroll down on the first menu choose the firm update option. click OK.
If everything went ok you should be able to press the printer button and then menu button to access the CHDK menu
Tada you are done! Remember CHDK is bootable so everytime you turn off your camera you will have to update the firmware everytime you turn it back on.
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(ALT. WAY OF DOING THE CHDK INSTALL – Direct from the CHDK For Dummies Page)
Open My Computer and verify that you can see the card unit. It will be a removable device. Put the mouse pointer over the icon, and see if the size matches your SD card’s size. If not, check your card reader installation procedure.
Don’t go any further until you are sure you have this reader working and your card accessed.
Download CardTricks from Wiki or look Card Tricks thread and save it to a specific computer folder. Or just create one, if you wish. Locate the download folder and simply double click the file: Card Tricks will open.
Check the Auto box.
Click the card stamp (below the Auto box) and select the card’s drive unit.
Pay attention: is the drive corresponding to the previously identified card reader unit.
The Card Info & Selection section is updated now. Read and check one more time if it actually is your card: the card size is a good sign.
If it has no size (not formated) and you just bought your card, it’s positive feedback: you picked your SD card correctly.
Click the Format as FAT button, read and accept the notice. Card Tricks will format your card in the best way for CHDK. Wait until it ends.
Click the Make Bootable button, read and accept the notice. Card Tricks will prepare your card for camera autoload.
Click Download CHDK. Your browser will open at the CHDK official download page. Pick your camera model’s ZIP file.
Just remember where you saved it!
It is possible that there is more than one file per camera: Choose which one by referencing your camera’s firmware version, go back here if you are unsure which version you need.
Click the CHDK->Card button, select the ZIP file you downloaded, confirm and wait until the unzipping message disappears.
Remove the card from the card reader.

Lock the card! (the little plastic switch on the side of the SD card)

Your card is now autoload and ready to use.

Place the write protected card back in camera and turn on. If everything went right the CHDK splash screen will blink.

Hack Your Point And Shoot Canon Camera

2008-12-23T08:06:00.000-06:00

Wanting some of the extra options you find on more expensive cameras. Well before you go out and spend all that money, see if you can give your Canon PowerShot the power you are looking for by using the CHDK firmware.

CHDK is a freeware and open source firmware add-on, that is loaded on an SD card and gives your Canon PowerShot a slew of extra options.

___________________________________________________________________________________________

Make sure your camera is supported on the CHDK wiki

Create a new text file on your camera's memory card named ver.req

(make sure it is called a REQ file)

Insert card into camera, make sure camera is started in review mode then press the Function and display button at the same time. This will display your firmware version.

Go to the CHDK wiki and check to make sure your firmware is supposed. Now, download the CHDK zip file that works with your firmware.

Unzip the CHDK file and extracting two files: Diskboot.bin and PS.FIR and copy those to the root directory of your card.

Start camera in review mode, press menu - scroll down on the first menu choose the firm update option. click OK.

If everything went ok you should be able to press the printer button and then menu button to access the CHDK menu

Tada you are done! Remember CHDK is bootable so everytime you turn off your camera you will have to update the firmware everytime you turn it back on.

______________________________________________________________________________________

(ALT. WAY OF DOING THE CHDK INSTALL - Direct from the CHDK For Dummies Page)

Open My Computer and verify that you can see the card unit. It will be a removable device. Put the mouse pointer over the icon, and see if the size matches your SD card's size. If not, check your card reader installation procedure.

Don't go any further until you are sure you have this reader working and your card accessed.

Download CardTricks from Wiki or look Card Tricks thread and save it to a specific computer folder. Or just create one, if you wish. Locate the download folder and simply double click the file: Card Tricks will open.

Check the Auto box.

Click the card stamp (below the Auto box) and select the card's drive unit.
Pay attention: is the drive corresponding to the previously identified card reader unit.

The Card Info & Selection section is updated now. Read and check one more time if it actually is your card: the card size is a good sign.

If it has no size (not formated) and you just bought your card, it's positive feedback: you picked your SD card correctly.

Click the Format as FAT button, read and accept the notice. Card Tricks will format your card in the best way for CHDK. Wait until it ends.

Click the Make Bootable button, read and accept the notice. Card Tricks will prepare your card for camera autoload.

Click Download CHDK. Your browser will open at the CHDK official download page. Pick your camera model's ZIP file.

Just remember where you saved it!

It is possible that there is more than one file per camera: Choose which one by referencing your camera's firmware version, go back here if you are unsure which version you need.

Click the CHDK->Card button, select the ZIP file you downloaded, confirm and wait until the unzipping message disappears.

Remove the card from the card reader.

Lock the card! (the little plastic switch on the side of the SD card)

Your card is now autoload and ready to use.

Place the write protected card back in camera and turn on. If everything went right the CHDK splash screen will blink.

Is Leverage The New A-Team

2008-12-22T10:26:00.000-06:00

I was watching the new show Leverage the other day and it donned on me that I had seen a show like this before, that show was the A-Team.

The Plots

The A-Team:

Ten years ago / In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire… The A-Team.

Leverage:

The series follows a group of criminals led by a former insurance investigator, who pull off sophisticated scams against other criminals, especially corrupt corporations and those who have taken advantage of innocent people.

So here is how I see the characters break down:

Col. John “Hannibal” Smith / Nate Ford
The Master Planner:

Unquestionable leader of the group. always has a plan A, B, C and usually even a Z.

Captain H.M. “Howling Mad” Murdock / Parker
The Crazy One/ Comedy Relief:

The loose cannon of the group. You can never guess what craziness they will get into, but it usually ends up taking a funny spin.

Mr. T / Eliot Spencer
The Muscle:

Can take down a group of men without even breaking a sweat.

Lt. Templeton “Faceman” Peck / Sophie Devereaux
The con-man, The “face”:

Your basic pretty face, who can trick anyone into apparently doing whatever they need to get the plan to work.

Frankie “Dishpan” Santana / Alec Hardison
The Hardware Guy:

Supplies most of the “extra” stuff for a plan. In the A-team it was Special Effect stuff, in Leverage it was updated to be Hacking and Computer equipment.

Finding The Spaceship In Fallout 3

2008-12-21T08:05:00.001-06:00

Kanye West’s Talent Comes From A Machine

2008-12-14T10:35:00.001-06:00

Too bad the machine was broke.

Britney Spears VS Lily Allen: Womanizer

2008-12-13T07:59:00.000-06:00

Song Of The Week: Live Your Life T.I. feat. Rihanna

2008-12-12T10:36:00.002-06:00

[INTRO]
Ma ya hee, ma ya haa (Ay)
Ma ya hoo, ma ya ha ha (It's a special what's happenin' to all my)
Ma ya hee, ma ya haa (All my soldiers over there in Iraq)
Ma ya hoo, Ma ya ha ha

Ma ya hee, ma ya haa ('Errbody right here)
Ma ya hoo, ma ya ha ha (What you need to do is be thankful for the life you got, you know what I'm saying?)
Ma ya hee, ma ya haa (Stop looking at what you ain't got and start being thankful for what you do got)
Ma ya hoo, Ma ya ha ha (Let's give it to 'em, baby girl!)

[CHORUS - Rihanna]
(Hey! Hey! Yeah!) You're gonna be a shining star
(That's right! Yeah!) Fancy clothes
(Okay! Yeah!) And fancy ca-ars (hey, hey, hey, yeah!)
And then you'll see (See! Yeah!)
You're gonna go far (Go! Hey!)
Cause everyone knows (They know! Hey!)
Just who you a-are. (Rihanna let's get it!)

So live your life, (Hey! a-ay a-ay a-ay)
You steady chasing that paper (Ay!)
Just live your life (Oh! a-ay a-ay a-ay)
Ain't got no time for no haters
Just live your life (Gram postal, homie!) (Ay! a-ay a-ay a-ay)
No telling where it'll take ya
Just live your life (Oh! a-ay a-ay a-ay)
(Hey yo, we did it again, homie!) Cause I'm a paper chaser, (throw your hands up)

Just livin' my life (Ay)
My life (Oh!)
My life (Ay!)
My life (Oh!)
Just livin' my life (Throw your hands up!)
My life (Ay!)
My life (Oh!)
My life (Ay!) (Let me see you get your hands up!)
Just livin' my life (Oh!)

[VERSE 1 - T.I.]
Hey, never mind what haters say, ignore them 'til they fade away
Amazing they ungrateful after all the game I gave away
Safe to say I paved the way, for you cats to get paid today
You still be wasting days away, now had I never saved the day
Consider them my protegè, homage I think they should pay
Instead of being gracious, they violate in a major way
I never been a hater still I love them, in a crazy way
Some say they sold the yay and know they couldn't get work on Labor day
It ain't that black and white, it has an area that's shaded gray
I'm west side anyway, even if I left the game and stayed away
Some move away to make a way, not move away cause they afraid
I brought back to the hood and all you ever did was take away
I pray for patience but they make me want to melt they face away
Like I once made them spray, now I could make put the taze away
Been thuggin' all my life, can't say I don't deserve to take a break
You rather see me catch a case, and watch my future fade away

[CHORUS - Rihanna]
(Hey! Yeah!) You're gonna be a shining star
(That's right! Yeah!) Fancy clothes
(Okay! Yeah!) And fancy ca-ars (hey, hey, hey, yeah)
And then you'll see (See! Yeah!)
You're gonna go far (Go! Hey!)
Cause everyone knows (They know! Hey!)
Just who you a-are (Okay now)

So live your life, (Hey! a-ay a-ay a-ay)
You steady chasing that paper
Just live your life (Oh! a-ay a-ay a-ay)
Ain't got no time for no haters
Just live your life (Hey! a-ay a-ay a-ay)
No telling where it'll take ya
Just live your life (Oh! a-ay a-ay a-ay)
Cause I'm a paper chaser

Just livin' my life (Ay) (Ma ya hee)
My life (Oh!) (Ma ya haa)
My life (Ay!) (Ma ya hoo)
My life (Oh!) (Ma ya ha ha)
Just livin' my life (Ma ya hee)
My life (Ay!) (Ma ya haa)
My life (Oh!) (Ma ya hoo)
My life (Ay!) (Ma ya ha ha)
Just livin' my life (Oh!)

[VERSE 2 - T.I.]
I'm the opposite of moderate, immaculately polished with
The spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid
Allergic to the counterfeit, impartial to the politics
Articulate but still would grab a nigga by the collar quick.
Whoever having problems wit they record sales just holla TIP
If that don't work and all else fails, then turn around and follow TIP
I got love for the game but ay, I'm not in love with all of it
Could do without the fame, the rappers nowadays are comedy
The hootin' and the hollerin', back and forth with the arguin'
Where you from, who you know, what you make and what kind of car you in
Seems as though you lost sight of what's important with the positive
And checks into your bank account, and you up out of poverty
Your values is a disarray, prioritizin' horribly
Unhappy with your riches 'cause you piss poor morally
Ignoring all prior advice and forewarnin'
And we mighty full of ourselves all of a sudden, aren't we?

[CHORUS - Rihanna]
(Hey! Yeah!) You're gonna be a shining star
(That's right! Yeah!) Fancy clothes
(Okay! Yeah!) And fancy ca-ars (hey, hey, hey, yeah)
And then you'll see (See! Yeah!)
You're gonna go far (Go! Yeah!)
Cause everyone knows (They know, Hey!)
Just who you a-are (Okay now)

Live your life, (Hey! a-ay a-ay a-ay)
You steady chasing that paper
Just live your life (Oh! a-ay a-ay a-ay)
Ain't got no time for no haters
Just live your life (Hey! a-ay a-ay a-ay)
No telling where it'll take ya
Just live your life (Oh! a-ay a-ay a-ay)
Cause I'm a paper chaser

Just livin' my life (Ay) (Ma ya hee)
My life (Oh!) (Ma ya haa)
My life (Ay!) (Ma ya hoo)
My life (Oh!) (Ma ya ha ha)
Just livin' my life (Ma ya hee)
My life (Ay!) (Ma ya haa)
My life (Oh!) (Ma ya hoo)
My life (Ay!) (Ma ya ha ha)
Just livin' my life (Oh!)

[VERSE 3 - Rihanna]
Got everybody watching what I do
Come walk in my shoes
And see the way I'm livin' if you really want to
Got my mind on my money
And I'm not goin' away

So keep on gettin' 'ya paper (Ah)
And keep on climbin' (Ah)
Look in the mirror
And keep on shinin' (shinin')
'Til the game ends
'Til the clock stop
We gon' post up on the top spot

Livin' my life (Ma ya hee) (My life)
My life (Ma ya haa) (My life)
Got a brand new CD (Maya hoo, Ma ya ha ha)
Got my whole team livin' life (Ma ya hee) (My life)
My life (Ma ya haa) (My life)
I do it how I wanna do (Ma ya hoo)
I'm livin' my life (My life)
My life (My life)
I will never lose
I'm livin' my life
My life
And I'm not stoppin'

[OUTRO]
Ma ya hee, ma ya haa
Ma ya hoo, ma ya ha ha
Ma ya hee, ma ya haa
Ma ya hoo, ma ya ha ha

Ma ya hee, ma ya haa
Ma ya hoo, ma ya ha ha
Ma ya hee, ma ya haa
Ma ya hoo, ma ya ha ha (So live your life)

The Retail Business As It Stands

2008-11-28T10:58:00.001-06:00

Ann Taylor 117 stores nationwide are to be shuttered

Lane Bryant, Fashion Bug,and Catherine’s to close 150 stores nationwide

Eddie Bauer closed 31 retail stores and outlets (low performing stores) but opened 10 new stores during the first three quarters of this year, and are not planning on closing anymore store locations in 2009

Cache will close all stores

Talbots closing down all stores

GAP (including Gap, Banana Republic and Old Navy) closing 85 stores

Footlocker closing 140 stores more to close after January

Wickes Furniture closing down

Levitz closing down remaining stores

Bombay closing remaining stores

Zales closing down 82 stores and 105 after January.

Whitehall closing all stores

Piercing Pagoda closing all stores

Disney closing 98 stores and will close more after January.

Home Depot closing 15 stores 1 in NJ (New Brunswick)

Macys to close 9 stores after January

Linens and Things closing all stores

Movie Galley closed 160 stores as part of reorganization plan to exit bankruptcy. The video rental company plans to close 400 of 3,500 Movie Gallery and Hollywood Video stores in addition to the 520 locations the video rental chain closed last fall

Pacific Sunware closing stores

Pep Boys Closing 33 stores

Sprint/ Nextel closing 133 stores

JC Penney closing a number of stores after January

Ethan Allen closing down 12 stores.

Wilson Leather closing down all stores, is converting the remaining stores into a new women’s accessories concept

Sharper Image closing down all stores

K B Toys Updated: closing all stores

Loews to close down some stores

Dillard’s to close some stores

Circuit City closing 155 stores

Flying J Filed bankruptcy

Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Proves That Rick-Rolling Is Dead.

2008-11-27T10:48:00.003-06:00

Work, work, work

2008-11-19T11:05:00.001-06:00

I have been busy working and Sara’s friend Natasha has been visiting, but I have a few ideas trying to escape so expect some updates VERY VERY SOON!

Racism Springs Eternal…

2008-11-09T10:53:00.001-06:00

So ever since Obama won the presidental race, almost every text message I get has a racial theme to it. Here are a few.

1. ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE TO REPORT TO THE COTTON FIELDS BY 7AM TOMORROW MORNING FOR ORIENTATION.

2. It ain’t looking good! They just replaced the rose garden at the white house with a watermelon patch.

3. The national bird was just changed from the bald eagle to a fried chicken.

4. The National anthem has being changed to “Movin’ On Up”.

5. Do u know why some of the blacks didn’t vote for Obama? Because he promised them jobs.

6. The Senate is asking that all assassination attempts be held til Martin Luther King day to limit the # of
black holidays.

Ten Of The Most Annoying Phrases

2008-11-08T10:55:00.000-06:00

1 – At the end of the day
2 – Fairly unique
3 – I personally
4 – At this moment in time
5 – With all due respect
6 – Absolutely
7 – It’s a nightmare
8 – Shouldn’t of
9 – 24/7
10 – It’s not rocket science

McCain’s Evil Concession Speech.

2008-11-08T10:49:00.001-06:00

If McCain's Concession Speech Was As Bitter As His Campaign -- powered by Cracked.com

John Stumpf, CEO of Wells Fargo Leaves Message About Merger Online

2008-10-15T11:06:00.000-05:00

Customer Message from John Stumpf, President and CEO

To Our Customers,

The dramatic changes taking place in the financial services industry and economy these days are historic in scope and proportion. And as you may know, Wells Fargo & Company and Wachovia Corporation have agreed to merge and create the nation’s premier coast-to-coast community banking presence.

You may be asking yourself, “What does this mean for me as a Wells Fargo customer?”

The answer simply is – it’s business as usual. That’s because perhaps never before in our company’s 156-year history has Wells Fargo enjoyed a greater reputation for strength, security, financial discipline, and doing what’s right for the customer than it does today.

You trust us with your business. You continue to give us even more of it. We’re attracting more customers and earning more business from our current customers like you because many of our customers rave about us to their families, friends and business associates. We’re known and admired for our conservative financial services approach and time-tested business model, and it succeeds because you trust us to do what’s right for you, the customer.
We still focus, as always, on what got us here – building lifelong relationships with our customers and communities. Our team works hard to know you, understand your complete financial picture, listen to you, provide you value and reward you for doing even more business with us. We put you at the center of everything we do. And we work together to decide locally how we can help support the communities in which you – and we – live and work.

Thank you for entrusting us with your business!

John Stumpf
President and CEO

October 2008

Walmart Changes Their Plans About Killing DRM Server

2008-10-10T11:19:00.001-05:00

NOTE: This is a follow-up to our email titled "Important Information
About Your Digital Music Purchases" from 9/26/08.

Based on feedback from our customers, we have decided to maintain our
digital rights management (DRM) servers for the present time. What this
means to you is that our existing service continues and there is no
action required on your part. Our customer service team will continue
to assist with DRM issues for protected windows media audio (WMA) files
purchased from Walmart.com.

While our customer support team is available to assist you with any
issues, we continue to recommend that you back up your songs by burning
them to a recordable audio CD. By backing up your songs, you insure
access to them from any personal computer at any time in the future.

We appreciate your support and patience as we work to provide the best
service possible to you. As we move forward with our 100% MP3 store,
we'll continue to update you with key decisions regarding our service
and your account via email.

Thank you for using Walmart MP3 Music Downloads.

The Walmart Digital Music Team

Xyiko's Rule #1

2008-10-08T11:14:00.000-05:00

You can’t claim to be poor or normal when you

1. Places or rooms of your house have titles (The Library, West Wing, etc.)
2. Own an Exotic Animal (Monkey, Tiger, Etc.)
3. When you describe any amount of money over a $1000.00 as “only” or “change”.

What I Have Been Up To

2008-10-06T11:21:00.000-05:00

I have been busy for the last month, I got a promotion at the warehouse and I got a new camera!

I am now the Backup Lead of General Labor at the warehouse. It is kind of different being on this side of the job, I no longer have to unload trucks. I do have to drive a stand up forklift which I wasn’t thrilled about it at first, ( I sucked at driving the first time I did it last year) but I am getting better. I pretty much walk or drive around making sure everyone stays on tasks and then gave pallets and other stuff when needed. I can also get 40 hours by helping out by doing stuff once the GLs (General Labor) are gone.

My new camera is a Nikon D40, I am still trying to understand all the settings as I have only had a point and shoot camera up til now. I am getting better and if it ever stops raining I plan on taking more pics.

Bill Gates / Jerry Seinfeld Microsoft Ad = WTF!

2008-09-08T11:30:00.000-05:00

Why Can’t I Stop Playing This Song!!!!

2008-09-01T11:40:00.000-05:00

2081 Trailer

2008-08-29T11:47:00.003-05:00

21 About:Config Tweaks for Firefox 3

2008-08-14T11:44:00.000-05:00

1) Disable Extension Compatibility Checks
extensions.checkCompatibility = False
extensions.checkUpdateSecurity = False

2) Location Bar (Set number Auto Complete URL at Address Bar)

This is a good hack to trim down that huge auto-complete list on your URL bar. By default it displays maximum 12 URL

browser.urlbar.maxRichResults = #

Enter Number at # (3,10,12 etc)

3) Stop Displaying Website Icon (Favicon) in Address bar & On Tab

browser.chrome.site_icons = False

4) Disable Prefetch (Helpful for frequent Google searcher, low-speed internet connection or low RAM)

network.prefetch-next = False

5) Extend Spell check to forms

layout.spellcheckDefault = 2
Change Value from 1 to 2

6) Disable Blinking Text

browser.blink_allowed = False

7) Speed Tweaks

network.http.pipelining false to true
network.http.pipelining.maxrequests 30 to 8
network.http.max-connections 30 to 96
network.http.max-connections-per-server 15 to 32
network.http.max-persistent-connections-per-server 6 to 8
network.http.pipelining.ssl false to true
network.http.proxy.pipelining false to true

8 ) Disable Annoying Browser Behavior

dom.disable_window_open_feature.menubar
dom.disable_window_move_resize
dom.disable_window_open_feature.titlebar
dom.disable_window_open_feature.toolbar

Set all of above to value False

9) Remove Tab Close Button from all Tab and set A single Close Button at Right

browser.tabs.closeButtons = 3

Single Close Button to control all Firefox Opened Tabs. (value should be 3 and not 2 Thanks Andreas )

10) Disabler Browser Toolbar Tip

browser.chrome.toolbar_tips = False

11) Show More Tabs on Single Firefox Window before Scrolling

browser.tabs.tabMinWidth = 75

Setting lesser value with reduce Tab width

12) Past Copy Content with Middlemouse Click

middlemouse.paste = True

13) Scroll webpage in One Go

mousewheel.withaltkey.action=1

14) Disable Delay Time While Installing Firefox Add-on

security.dialog_enable_delay = 0

(Zero is number of seconds Firefox should wait while installing Add-on)

15) Increase History Undo Close Tab Limit ( Recently Closed Tabs )

browser.sessionstore.max_tabs_undo=15

By default you can undo 10 recently closed tabs inorder to increase your history closed tabs. Change number 13 to as per your choice.

16) Open Firefox Default Search Bar Result in New Tab

browser.search.openintab=True

17) Right Click View Source in Your Favorite Editor

view_source.editor.external=True
view_source.editor.path= Path of Editor

(e.g. path C:\Program Files\npp.4.8.2.bin\notepad++.exe)

18) Enable/Disable Single Click to Select Whole URL in Address bar

To Enable Single Click Select URL of address bar use the below about:config Tweak

browser.urlbar.clickSelectsAll = True

To disable Single Click Select

browser.urlbar.clickSelectsAll = False

19) Emule/ed2k link association (Linux users)

network.protocol-handler.app.ed2k= /usr/bin/ed2k
network.protocol-handler.external.ed2k = true

20) Fast Scrolling Across Tabs

toolkit.scrollbox.scrollIncrement =75

( 75 is number of pixels to scroll at a time when scrolling the tab strip’s scrollbox. (Default: 20)

21) Auto Complete URL while You type at address Bar

browser.urlbar.autoFill=True

Many of above about:config hacks are available in Older Firefox Version, at the end if some thing goes wrong then feel free to restore your about:config to older setting see the below image of how to restore about:config

6 Foot Asshole

2008-08-12T11:43:00.000-05:00

a guy is speeding down the highway, he sees a cop on a bridge with a radar gun so he slows down, sure enough he gets pulled over and gets a ticket.

Cop: “What seems to be the big hurry?”

Man: “I’m just late for work.”

Cop: “Oh yeah, well what do you do?”

Man: “I’m an asshole stretcher.”

Cop: “An asshole stretcher what kind of job is that?”

Man: “I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then
with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
but surely stretch, until it’s about 6 feet wide.”

Cop: “A 6 foot asshole, what can you do with a 6 foot asshole?”

Man: “Give him a radar gun and put him on a bridge.”

Anatomy Of A Subway Hack: Banned Defcon Presentation PDF

2008-08-11T11:49:00.000-05:00

Direct Link To .PDF

Twitter Fails Hilter

2008-08-09T12:02:00.000-05:00

Quick Review: Braid 360 Demo

2008-08-07T11:56:00.000-05:00

A kick-ass 2-D side-scroller platforming game where your goal seems to be to collect puzzle pieces (and save a princess?). Your power of choice is time control, at least rewinding time in the demo (maybe more options in the full mode). I would definitely recommend checking it out.

Wii Drunk Boxing Videos

2008-08-06T12:04:00.001-05:00

Drunk Wii Boxing from Xyiko on Vimeo.

Drunk Wii Boxing 2 from Xyiko on Vimeo.

So Drunk Right Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-08-05T11:59:00.000-05:00

too drunk to post anything good…. So I give you this

Greatest Song Ever: Oran “Juice” Jones’ The Rain

2008-08-04T11:52:00.001-05:00

Tony Robbins At TED

2008-08-03T12:01:00.001-05:00

Welcome To The Fail Party – Hayden Panettiere…

2008-07-21T12:12:00.000-05:00

Full List Of Starbuck Store Closures

2008-07-19T12:08:00.000-05:00

Store# Store Name Address City State
9684 PARKWAY E @ ROEBUCK PLAZA 9190 PKWY BIRMINGHAM AL
10482 UNIVERSITY & 20TH 801 20TH ST S BIRMINGHAM AL
11983 HWY 59 & CR 4 3800 GULF SHORE PKWY GULF SHORES AL
13360 29TH & FIREFIGHTER 1830 29TH AVE S HOMEWOOD AL
11427 MADISON SQUARE MALL 5901 UNIVERSITY DR HUNTSVILLE AL
10538 I-65 & SPRING HILL 3451 SPRING HILL AVE MOBILE AL
10797 DAUPHIN & DU RHU 9 DU RHU DRIVE MOBILE AL
11322 OLD SHELL & MCGREGOR 4401 OLD SHELL RD MOBILE AL
11429 AIRPORT & FOREMAN 6601 AIRPORT BLVD MOBILE AL
11774 UNIVERSITY & OLD SHELL 5611 OLDSHELL RD MOBILE AL
10951 FOLEY BEACH & CANAL 4725 MAIN ST ORANGE BEACH AL
10335 ROCKY RIDGE & MORGAN 2531 ROCKY RIDGE RD VESTAVIA HILLS AL
13731 HOLLYWOOD & HWY 18 1301 MAIN ST BLYTHEVILLE AR
11864 HWY 264 & DIXIELAND 105 S DIXIELAND LOWELL AR
14176 HWY 270 & I-30 1900 MLK DRIVE MALVERN AR
14103 I-55 & HWY 64 320 BANCARIO MARION AR
7968 HWY 67 & MCCAIN 4120 E MCCAIN NORTH LITTLE ROCK AR
10421 PINNACLE HILLS & NORTHGATE 3351 PINNACLE HILLS PKWY ROGERS AR
11325 PINNACLE HILLS PROMENADE 2203 S 45TH ST ROGERS AR
10883 HWY 59 & RENA 2008 FAYETTEVILLE RD VAN BUREN AR
10995 I-10 & SUNLAND GIN 4985 N SUNLAND GIN RD ELOY AZ
6925 GARFIELD & VALLEY 1 E VALLEY BLVD ALHAMBRA CA
10184 KATELLA & 57 FWY 2420 E KATELLA AVE ANAHEIM CA
11437 BELLEVUE & WINTON 1861 BELLEVUE RD ATWATER CA
9472 BAKER & MOJAVE POINTE 56383 MOJAVE POINTE BAKER CA
10257 BELLFLOWER & BELMONT 16601 BELLFLOWER BLVD BELLFLOWER CA
10996 HARBOR WALK 328 FIRST ST BENICIA CA
5668 SHATTUCK & CEDAR 1600 SHATTUCK AVE BERKELEY CA
14001 IMPERIAL & LAUREL 703 E IMPERIAL HWY BREA CA
14002 BREA UNION PLAZA 2435 E IMPERIAL HWY BREA CA
13216 BRENTWOOD & NANCY 7760 BRENTWOOD BLVD BRENTWOOD CA
6450 CASTAIC & LAKE HUGES 31818 CASTAIC RD CASTAIC CA
9898 E PALM CANYON & MONTY HALL 68718 E PALM CANYON DR CATHEDRAL CITY CA
6556 3RD & H ST 3037 H ST CHULA VISTA CA
11223 OTAY RANCH TOWN CENTER 2015 BIRCH RD CHULA VISTA CA
9826 MONUMENT & ERICKSON 2250 MONUMENT BLVD CONCORD CA
6900 MCKINLEY & MAGNOLIA 115 N MCKINLEY ST CORONA CA

Store# Store Name Address City State
11775 DOS LAGOS 2795 CABOT DR CORONA CA
10487 ROSEMEAD & GARVEY 9327 GARVEY AVE EL MONTE CA
6889 CENTER & BRUCEVILLE 8785 CENTER PKWY ELK GROVE CA
13487 SAN PABLO & PARK 4125 SAN PABLO AVE EMERYVILLE CA
9257 VISALIA & BELMONT 1102 VISALIA RD EXETER CA
10426 SIERRA & I-15 3840 SIERRA AVE FONTANA CA
11225 SIERRA LAKES PKWY 16645 SIERRA LAKES PKWY FONTANA CA
5575 HERNDON & MARKS 7010 N MARKS FRESNO CA
6939 FIRST & SHIELDS 3089 E SHIELDS FRESNO CA
2995 E FIFTH & HWY 101 831 E FIFTH ST GONZALES CA
5908 MISSION AND SORENSON 26953 MISSION RD HAYWARD CA
10341 SANDERSON & STETSON 3511 W STETSON AVE HEMET CA
10710 FLORDIA & SANDERSON 2801 W FLORIDA AVE HEMET CA
11896 SAN JUAN & MILLER 1280 SAN JUAN RD HOLLISTER CA
13966 FLORENCE & MT VIEW 2901 FLORENCE AVE HUNTINGTON PARK CA
13934 CLINTON & HWY 49 711 STATE HWY 49 JACKSON CA
9866 VALLEY VIEW & FIRESTONE 16610 VALLEY VIEW AVE LA MIRADA CA
13745 PCH & BOAT CANYON 636 N PACIFIC COAST HWY LAGUNA BEACH CA
11328 SR 173 & CORONA CIRCLE 312 STATE HWY 173 LAKE ARROWHEAD CA
14013 LAKE FOREST & MUIRLANDS 22621 LAKE FOREST DR LAKE FOREST CA
9637 DEL WEBB & SUN CITY 1520 DEL WEBB BLVD LINCOLN CA
10629 BANNER ST & STAR ST 14820 STAR ST LODI CA
11097 CRENSHAW & VERNON 4371 CRENSHAW BLVD LOS ANGELES CA
11321 VERMONT & MLK 1005 W MARTIN LUTHER KING BLVD LOS ANGELES CA
6836 MAMMOTH & MERIDIAN 436 MAMMOTH RD MAMMOTH LAKES CA
10941 LIMONITE & PAT’S RANCH RD 6253 PAT’S RANCH RD MIRA LOMA CA
6791 MARGUERITE & COLLEGE DR 28171 MARGUERITE PKWY MISSION VIEJO CA
14017 TRABUCO HILLS 27775 SANTA MARGARITA PKWY MISSION VIEJO CA
10853 STANDIFORD & TULLY 3430 TULLY RD MODESTO CA
10888 RAMONA & MISSION 4467 E MISSION BLVD MONTCLAIR CA
5678 ATLANTIC & GARVEY 141 N ATLANTIC BLVD MONTEREY PARK CA
11897 NASON & FIR 27110 EUCALYPTUS AVE MORENO VALLEY CA
5929 NORWALK ENTERTAINMENT CENTER 12200 CIVIC CENTER DR NORWALK CA
10141 HOLT & SAN ANTONIO 562 W HOLT BLVD ONTARIO CA
10545 EUCLID & PHILADELPHIA 2254 S EUCLID AVE ONTARIO CA
10712 GROVE & PHILADELPHIA 2200 S GROVE AVE ONTARIO CA
2942 FOOTHILL & I-15 12592 FOOTHILL BLVD RANCHO CUCAMONGA CA

Store# Store Name Address City State
10630 HWY 111 & RANCHO LAS PALMAS 71743 HWY 111 RANCHO MIRAGE CA
9455 CYPRESS & CIVIC CENTER 760 CYPRESS AVE REDDING CA
13936 CALIFORNIA & PLACER 1701 CALIFORNIA ST REDDING CA
5991 1299 UNIVERSITY 1299 UNIVERSITY AVE RIVERSIDE CA
10813 CANYON SPRINGS & CORPORATE CTR 2692 CANYON SPRINGS PKWY RIVERSIDE CA
11100 PROMENADE @ TRUXEL 3630 N FREEWAY BLVD SACRAMENTO CA
11834 AUBURN & MADISON 5040 AUBURN BLVD SACRAMENTO CA
11955 STOCKTON & MACK 7800 STOCKTON BLVD SACRAMENTO CA
551 MIRA MESA 9450 MIRA MESA BLVD SAN DIEGO CA
5637 MISSIONGORGE RD 6171 MISSIONGORGE SAN DIEGO CA
6514 1ST & MARKET 101 MARKET ST SAN DIEGO CA
6592 COLLEGE & LINDO PESSO 5131 COLLEGE AVE SAN DIEGO CA
6726 EUCLID AVE & FEDERAL BLVD 1722 EUCLID AVE SAN DIEGO CA
6818 UNIVERSITY & ARAGON 6511 UNIVERSITY AVE SAN DIEGO CA
9471 30TH ST & EL CAJON 2990 EL CAJON BLVD SAN DIEGO CA
9583 NATIONAL & 36TH 3582 NATIONAL AVE SAN DIEGO CA
10631 PARK & UNIVERSITY 3830 PARK BLVD SAN DIEGO CA
11837 11TH & C 1122 BRDWAY AVE SAN DIEGO CA
5706 METREON 101 4TH ST SAN FRANCISCO CA
9205 901 MARKET STREET 901 MARKET ST SAN FRANCISCO CA
10667 LINCOLN & WILLOW 1167 LINCOLN AVE SAN JOSE CA
10946 1ST & LYON 1640 E 1ST ST SANTA ANA CA
10584 GOLDEN VALLEY & SOLEDAD CANYON 26503 GOLDEN VALLEY RD SANTA CLARITA CA
14024 LINCOLN & MONTANA 732 MONTANA SANTA MONICA CA
5367 1620 MENDICINO AVE 1620 MENDOCINO AVE SANTA ROSA CA
5591 MADERA & ROYAL SIMI VALLEY 1368 MADERA RD SIMI VALLEY CA
2993 TWEEDY & OTIS 4184 TWEEDY BLVD SOUTHGATE CA
13335 N LAKE & JACK PINE 775 N LAKE BLVD TAHOE CITY CA
9632 NEWPORT & EL CAMINO REAL 14001 NEWPORT AVE TUSTIN CA
14025 NEWPORT & MAIN 13681 NEWPORT AVE TUSTIN CA
673 MOUNTAIN SQUARE 386 S MOUNTAIN AVE UPLAND CA
6524 BEAR VALLEY & HESPERIA 17080 BEAR VALLEY RD VICTORVILLE CA
11029 LA PAZ & VALLEY CENTER 14689 LA PAZ DR VICTORVILLE CA
5532 MOONEY @ CALDWELL 3530 S MOONEY BLVD VISALIA CA
6563 YGNACIO & NORTH MAIN 2001 N MAIN ST WALNUT CREEK CA
10859 121 ST & SHERIDAN 12161 SHERIDAN BLVD BROOMFIELD CO
13938 CONIFER TOWN CENTER 27191 MAIN ST CONIFER CO

Store# Store Name Address City State
10675 16TH & WYNKOOP 1750 16TH ST DENVER CO
10860 COLORADO & ALEMDA 320 S COLORADO BLVD DENVER CO
10947 DENVER NEWSPAPER AGENCY BLDG 101 W COLFAX AVE DENVER CO
10497 COLFAX & WADSWORTH 1509 WADSWORTH BLVD LAKEWOOD CO
10498 HWY 119 & MARTIN 15 KEN PRATT BLVD LONGMONT CO
10150 THE SHOPS AT CENTERRA 5897 SKY POND DR LOVELAND CO
13684 HWY 34 & DENVER 1385 N DENVER AVE LOVELAND CO
11781 PROSPECT HILL 137 PROSPECT HILL RD EAST WINDSOR CT
13968 1201 KING’S HWY 1201 KINGS HWY FAIRFIELD CT
13561 WETHERSFIELD AVE 682 WETHERSFIELD AVE HARTFORD CT
8116 EVERGREEN WALK 301 EVERGREEN WAY SOUTH WINDSOR CT
9827 WINDSOR LOCKS 209 ELLA GRASSO TURNPIKE WINDSOR LOCKS CT
14073 21ST & L STREET 2101 L ST WASHINGTON DC
13733 SEAFORD COMMONS 22888 SUSSEX HWY SEAFORD DE
11386 ALTAMONTE MALL 451 E ALTAMONTE DR ALTAMONTE SPRINGS FL
11411 ALTAMONTE MALL-KIOSK 451 E ALTAMONTE DR ALTAMONTE SPRINGS FL
8441 PROMENADE AT BONITA BAY 26841 S BAY DR BONITA SPRINGS FL
11606 US 41 & PELICAN LANDING PKWY 24630 S TAMIAMI TRAIL BONITA SPRINGS FL
11390 DESOTO SQUARE 303 US HWY 301 BLVD W BRADENTON FL
11391 COUNTRYSIDE MALL II 27001 US HWY 19 N CLEARWATER FL
13708 KAPOK COVE & MCMULLEN BOOTH 904 N MCMULLEN BOOTH RD CLEARWATER FL
13404 LAKE IDA RD & JOG RD 13910 JOG RD DELRAY BEACH FL
11389 COCONUT POINT 2 8017 PLAZA DEL LAGO DR ESTERO FL
10950 SIX MILE CYPRESS & COLONIAL 9390 SIX MILE CYPRESS PKWY FORT MEYERS FL
11393 EDISON MALL #3 4125 CLEVELAND AVE FORT MEYERS FL
13340 ALTAMONT AVE & MCGREGOR BLVD 2059 ALTAMONTE AVE FORT MEYERS FL
11785 GULF COAST TOWN CENTER 9903 GULF COAST MAIN ST FORT MYERS FL
14228 1100 W BROWARD BLVD 1100 W BROWARD BLVD FT LAUDERDALE FL
11173 CR 210 & NATURE WALK 3055 CR 210 W JACKSONVILLE FL
11610 PHILLIPS & BAYMEADOWS 8060 PHILLIPS HWY JACKSONVILLE FL
13464 FORSYTH & MAIN 11 E FORSYTH ST JACKSONVILLE FL
11395 TREASURE COAST SQUARE MALL 3306 FEDERAL HWY NW JENSEN BEACH FL
11674 ABACOA II 1200 TOWN CENTER DR JUPITER FL
11397 LAKELAND SQUARE MALL 3800 US HWY 98 N LAKELAND FL
8329 LAKES MALL 3399 N STATE RD 7 LAUDERDALE LAKES FL
13465 SW 160TH ST & US 1 9600 SW 160TH ST MIAMI FL
8427 US 41 & GOLDEN GATE PKWY 2128 TAMIAMI TRAIL N NAPLES FL

Store# Store Name Address City State
10727 IMMOKALEE RD & I-75 2405 TARPON BAY BLVD NAPLES FL
10552 750 NE 125TH ST 750 NE 125TH ST NORTH MIAMI FL
11581 PADDOCK MALL 3100 SW COLLEGE RD OCALA FL
13784 SR 200 & SW 114TH 9548 SW HWY 200 OCALA FL
11582 WEST OAKS MALL 9401 W COLONIAL DR OCOEE FL
9860 ORANGE PARK MALL 1910 WELLS RD ORANGE PARK FL
10680 KINGSLEY & BLANDING 410 BLANDING BLVD ORANGE PARK FL
13608 WELLS & BLANDING 1907 WELLS RD ORANGE PARK FL
11403 ORLANDO FASHION SQUARE MALL 3351 E COLONIAL DR ORLANDO FL
11404 OVIEDO MARKETPLACE 1515 OVIEDO MARKETPLACE BLVD OVIEDO FL
11405 BOYNTON BEACH MALL 801 N CONGRESS AVE PALM BEACH FL
7963 DOWNTOWN @ THE GARDENS 11701 LAKE VICTORIA GARDENS PALM BEACH GARDENS FL
11406 GARDENS MALL III 3101 PGA BLVD PALM BEACH GARDENS FL
11840 PGA COMMONS CENTRAL 5100 PGA BLVD PALM BEACH GARDENS FL
9750 DAVIS HWY @ UNIVERSITY PKWY 8101 UNIVERSITY PKWY PENSACOLA FL
11407 CORAL SQUARE MALL 9439 W ATLANTIC BLVD POMPANO BEACH FL
13405 BECKER RD & TURNPIKE 650 SW BECKER RD PORT ST LUCIE FL
11346 30A & WINSTON 5 MAIN ST ROSEMARY BEACH FL
11410 SEMINOLE MALL DOWNSTAIRS 155 TOWNE CENTER CIR SANFORD FL
11412 SEMINOLE MALL UPSTAIRS 155 TOWNE CENTER CIR SANFORD FL
11347 HWY 30A & WATERCOLOR 1735 COUNTY HWY 30A SANTA ROSA BEACH FL
11413 SARASOTA SQUARE MALL 8201 S TAMIAMI TRL SARASOTA FL
11584 LAKESHORE MALL 901 US HWY 27 N SEBRING FL
11958 EGLIN PKWY & PLEW AVE 1198 EGLIN PKWY SHALIMAR FL
14229 6TH AVE & 6TH ST S 625 6TH AVE S ST PETERSBURG FL
10554 US 1 & MARKET PL 4209 SE FEDERAL HWY STUART FL
13830 2223 SE OCEAN BLVD 2223 SE OCEAN BLVD STUART FL
13686 OCALA & W TENNESSEE 800 OCALA RD TALLAHASSEE FL
9294 RACETRACK RD & HILLSBOROUGH 13811 W HILLSBOROUGH AVE TAMPA FL
11415 UNIVERSITY MALL 2164 E FOWLER AVE TAMPA FL
11585 CITRUS PARK II 8021 CITRUS PARK TN CTR TAMPA FL
13496 BUFFALO RIDGE 4046 WEDGEWOOD LN THE VILLAGES FL
11417 INDIANRIVER MALL 6200 20TH ST VERO BEACH FL
14077 CITY PLACE II 650 S ROSEMARY AVE WEST PALM BEACH FL
14134 CR 545 & STONEYBROOK W PKWY 15502 STONYBROOK W PKWY WINTER GARDEN FL
11707 WINTER PARK VILLAGE 480 N ORLANDO AVE WINTER PARK FL
983 VININGS 2941 PACES FERRY RD ATLANTA GA

Store# Store Name Address City State
8452 ROSWELL RD @ I-285 5841 ROSWELL RD NE ATLANTA GA
8479 PEACHTREE @ 17TH 1375 PEACHTREE ST NE ATLANTA GA
11843 GA AQUARIUM 250 PARK AVE W ATLANTA GA
11870 EAST-WEST CONNECTOR & POWDER SPRINGS 2860 E-W CONNECTOR AUSTELL GA
13518 MALL OF GEORGIA II 3333 BUFORD DR BUFORD GA
13433 US 80 & MALL RD 2011 VETERANS PKWY DUBLIN GA
8385 PLEASANT HILL PLAZA 1630 PLEASANT HILL RD NW DULUTH GA
11675 GWINNETT MALL 2100 PLEASANT HILL RD DULUTH GA
13341 VETERANS MEMORIAL PKWY & BUCKNER BLVD 836 VETERANS MEMORIAL PKWY MABLETON GA
11587 MACON MALL 3661 EISENHOWER PKWY MACON GA
13408 BASS RD & STARCADIA CIR 1693 BASS RD MACON GA
11177 EAST-WEST CONNECTOR & S COBB DR 4624 CAMP HIGHLAND RD SE SMYRNA GA
21064 WAIAKEA CENTER 301 MAKA’ALA ST HILO HI
21057 MALOLO SAND ISLAND 120 SAND ISLAND ACCESS RD HONOLULU HI
21066 VICTORIA WARD CENTER 1200 ALA MOANA BLVD HONOLULU HI
21068 HOKUA 1288 ALA MOANA BLVD HONOLULU HI
21065 MAUI MARKETPLACE 270 DAIRY RD KAHULUI HI
9644 LINDALE MALL 4444 FIRST AVE NE CEDAR RAPIDS IA
8688 CORAL RIDGE MALL 1451 CORAL RIDGE AVE CORALVILLE IA
10069 NORTHPARK MALL 320 W KIMBERLY RD DAVENPORT IA
13570 MAIN & 2ND 201 N HARRISON ST DAVENPORT IA
13752 DIVISION & LOCUST 1736 N DIVISION ST DAVENPORT IA
10197 ASBURY PLAZA 2515 NW ARTERIAL DUBUQUE IA
10447 MERLE HAY & JOHNSTON 5340 MERLE HAY RD JOHNSTON IA
3335 CAPITOL VILLAGE 2209 UNIVERSITY DR BOISE ID
3253 MERIDIAN 1742 E FAIRVIEW DR MERIDIAN ID
10071 STRATFORD SQUARE MALL 617 STRATFORD SQUARE MALL BLOOMINGDALE IL
13521 THE PROMENADE BOLINGBROOK 627 E BOUGHTON RD BOLINGBROOK IL
10633 RIVER OAKS CENTER 96 RIVER OAKS CTR CALUMET CITY IL
10365 MARKET PLACE MALL 2000 N NEIL ST CHAMPAIGN IL
13438 RTE 6 & RIDGE 27243 W SAXONY DR CHANNAHON IL
13689 PLUMMER & RTE 4 1140 COMMERCIAL CT CHATHAM IL
2286 ALTGELD & LINCOLN 2475 N LINCOLN CHICAGO IL
2403 ASHLAND & ATGELD 2454 N ASHLAND AVE CHICAGO IL
8985 95TH & WESTERN 2347 W 95TH ST CHICAGO IL
9895 ROOSEVELT & HOMAN 3350 W ROOSEVELT RD CHICAGO IL
11953 PILL HILL-95TH & STONY ISLAND 1753 E 95TH ST CHICAGO IL

Store# Store Name Address City State
13289 167TH & CRAWFORD 4019 W 167TH ST COUNTRY CLUB HILLS IL
11491 VERMILLION & LAKESHORE 3100 N VERMILLION DANVILLE IL
13469 NORTH & YORK 291 N YORK ST ELMHURST IL
13712 HARLEM & GEORGE 2848 N HARLEM AVE ELMWOOD PARK IL
3431 87TH & KEDZIE 8738 S KEDZIE AVE EVERGREEN PARK IL
11912 GRAND & MANNHEIM 10335 W GRAND AVE FRANKLIN PARK IL
11791 RTE 34 & HENDERSON 1890 N HENDERSON ST GALESBURG IL
10270 NAMEOKI & JOHNSON 3457 NAMEOKI RD GRANITE CITY IL
2533 20505 N HWY 12 20505 N HWY 12 KILDEER IL
2631 HOMER TOWNSHIP 14124 S BELL RD LOCKPORT IL
11962 RTE 23 & ETNA 110 ETNA RD OTTAWA IL
13375 STERLING & I-74 4221 N STERLING PEORIA IL
11624 NORTH & LATHROP 7601 W NAVE RIVER FOREST IL
2596 SOUTH HOLLAND 401 E 162ND ST SOUTH HOLLAND IL
11499 WAYNE & CALVARY 1426 N WAYNE ST ANGOLA IN
11500 I-74 & SR 229 14 ALPINE DR BATESVILLE IN
7989 SHERMAN & ALBANY 1718 CHURCHMAN AVE BEECH GROVE IN
13201 SR 1 & LOWE’S 2133 N MAIN ST BLUFFTON IN
2365 CARMEL 2316 E 116TH ST CARMEL IN
13805 RTE 53 & 109TH 10761 BRDWAY CROWN POINT IN
9760 LLOYD EXPRESSWAY & RED BANK 5000 W LLOYD EXPRESSWAY EVANSVILLE IN
13948 SR 3 & LINCOLN 1703 N LINCOLN ST GREENSBURG IN
2549 GREENDALE CENTRE 789 US 31 GREENWOOD IN
2489 38TH & MERIDIAN 3778 N MERIDIAN ST INDIANAPOLIS IN
2499 96TH & ALLISONVILLE 9642 ALLISONVILLE RD INDIANAPOLIS IN
2591 THE PRECEDENT 3855 E 96TH ST INDIANAPOLIS IN
9433 FALL CREEK & COLLEGE 2910 N COLLEGE AVE INDIANAPOLIS IN
10508 W 38TH & GEMCO 5060 W 38TH ST INDIANAPOLIS IN
11846 16TH & SHARON 3021 W 16TH ST INDIANAPOLIS IN
13444 KEYSTONE & NATIONAL 3801 S KEYSTONE AVE INDIANAPOLIS IN
10074 SR 3 & PARKVIEW 1902 S MEMORIAL DR NEW CASTLE IN
11722 METROPOLIS MALL 2499 FUTURA PKWY PLAINFIELD IN
11354 RTE 6 & AUGUSTA 6200 US HWY 6 PORTAGE IN
10739 US 50 & JACKSON PARK 1250 E TIPTON ST SEYMOUR IN
11504 CLEVELAND & PORTAGE 3600 PORTAGE RD SOUTH BEND IN
2704 SPEEDWAY & CUNNINGHAM 5945 CRAWFORDSVILLE RD SPEEDWAY IN
9521 US 41 & HART 2605 HART ST VINCENNES IN

Store# Store Name Address City State
14237 COLLEGE & PFLUMM 13430 COLLEGE BLVD LENEXA KS
11913 95TH & QUIVIRA 11780 W 95TH ST OVERLAND PARK KS
13853 CENTRAL & TYLER 8971 W CENTRAL WICHITA KS
11753 S DANVILLE BYPASS & BRENDA 3491 S DANVILLE BYPASS DANVILLE KY
10910 EUCLID & UPPER 535 S UPPER ST LEXINGTON KY
10779 HUBBARDS & WESTPORT 285 N HUBBARDS LN LOUISVILLE KY
10870 POPLAR LEVEL & HESS 3009 POPLAR LEVEL RD LOUISVILLE KY
11512 HWY 68 & PARIS BYPASS 320 LETTON DR PARIS KY
11755 HWY 27 & JEFFERSON 2049 S HWY 27 SOMERSET KY
6326 CORPORATE BLVD & ENERGY DR 5720 CORPORATE BLVD BATON ROUGE LA
6357 SIEGAN & PERKINS 8729 SIEGAN LN BATON ROUGE LA
6414 AIRLINE AND HIGHLAND 19970 HIGHLAND RD BATON ROUGE LA
8321 PERKINS & BLUEBONNET 7777 BLUEBONNET BLVD BATON ROUGE LA
11263 I-10 & SIEGEN 6556 SIEGEN LN BATON ROUGE LA
11264 COURSEY & MARKET 14241 COURSEY BLVD BATON ROUGE LA
11628 ESSEN LN & MANCUSO 5565 ESSEN LANE BATON ROUGE LA
13291 AIRLINE HWY & HARRY DR 8183 AIRLINE HWY BATON ROUGE LA
13292 BURBANK & BLUEBONNET 9837 BLUEBONNET BLVD BATON ROUGE LA
13575 LOYOLA & DUKE 3117 LOYOLA DR KENNER LA
13649 VEROT SCHOOL RD & PINHOOK 115 VEROT SCHOOL RD LAFAYETTE LA
10597 PECANLAND MALL 4700 MILHAVEN RD MONROE LA
11049 I-20 & PINES 6730 PINES RD SHREVEPORT LA
7774 MIDDLESEX TURNPIKE BURLINGTON 47 MIDDLESEX TURNPIKE BURLINGTON MA
10376 DARTMOUTH MALL 200 N DARTMOUTH MALL DARTMOUTH MA
863 NEWTON CENTRE 70 UNION ST NEWTON MA
10273 EMERALD SQUARE MALL 999 S WASHINGTON ST NORTH ATTLEBORO MA
7523 SHARON FIVE POST OFFICE SQUARE SHARON MA
2766 STOUGHTON 425 WASHINGTON ST STOUGHTON MA
11915 SHREWSBURY ST MARKETPLACE 225 SHREWSBURY ST WORCESTER MA
11265 PARK PLACE 2 PARK PLACE ANNAPOLIS MD
7588 HARBORPLACE 301 S LIGHT ST BALTIMORE MD
10600 BELVEDERE 5911 YORK RD BALTIMORE MD
11799 COLLINGTON PLAZA 3524 NCRAIN HWY BOWIE MD
11727 BELTSVILLE I-495 10240 BALTIMORE AVE COLLEGE PARK MD
13379 EASTON DUDROW FARM 28601 MARLBORO AVE EASTON MD
11850 MONTGOMERY VILLAGE PLAZA 18314 CONTOUR RD GAITHERSBURG MD
11963 CLOPPERS MILL SHOPPING CENTER 18066 MATENY RD GERMANTOWN MD

Store# Store Name Address City State
11516 FAIRWOOD GREEN VILLAGE CENTER 12530 FAIRWOOD PKWY GLENN DALE MD
10640 PIKESVILLE 1433 REISTERSTOWN RD PIKESVILLE MD
9795 SAINT CHARLES TOWNE CENTER 11110 MALL CIRCLE WALDORF MD
9953 WESTFIELD 11160 VEIRS MILL RD WHEATON MD
11185 BANGOR MALL 663 STILLWATER AVE BANGOR ME
13979 BANGOR BROADWAY 652 BRDWAY BANGOR ME
2467 FAIRLANE TOWN CENTER 18900 MICHIGAN AVE DEARBORN MI
2319 BUHL BUILDING 535 GRISWOLD ST DETROIT MI
2502 MILLENDER CENTER 333 E JEFFERSON AVE DETROIT MI
2546 JEFFERSON & E GRAND BLVD 7201 E JEFFERSON DETROIT MI
2493 EASTPOINTE 22511 GRATIOT AVE EASTPOINTE MI
11918 CORUNNA & LINDEN 4455 CORUNNA RD FLINT MI
11877 GROESBECK & UTICA 31205 UTICA RD FRASER MI
11633 GAYLORD 1251 W MAIN ST GAYLORD MI
2590 RIVERTOWN CROSSING 3700 RIVERTOWN PKWY GRANDVILLE MI
11758 CANAL & 44TH 4375 CANAL SW GRANDVILLE MI
13623 W WASHINGTON 1925 W WASHINGTON GREENVILLE MI
13202 GULL RD & SPRINKLE 5625 GULL RD KALAMAZOO MI
13955 GRAND RIVER & SAGINAW 3201 E GRAND RIVER LANSING MI
2614 EASTWOOD TOWNE CENTER 2941 PREYDE BLVD LANSING TOWNSHIP MI
13691 LUDINGTON 4551 W US HWY 10 LUDINGTON MI
14140 TWELVE OAKS MALL 27500 NOVI RD NOVI MI
10831 MERIDIAN MALL 1982 GRAND RIVER AVE OKEMOS MI
2251 DOWNTOWN ROCHESTER 439 MAIN ST ROCHESTER MI
9564 E MAIN FRONTAGE RD & PROSPECT 2221 E MAIN FRONTAGE RD ALBERT LEA MN
9271 NORTHTOWN MALL 599 NORTHTOWN DR NE BLAINE MN
10456 RADISON RD & 109TH 2331 108TH LANE NE BLAINE MN
9605 BROOKLYN BLVD & 55TH 5512 BROOKLYN BLVD BROOKLYN CENTER MN
11635 66TH & HWY 252 615 66TH AVE N BROOKLYN CENTER MN
13346 BROOKLYN BLVD & 69TH 6901 BROOKLYN BLVD BROOKLYN CENTER MN
2495 EAST BURNSVILLE 14637 COUNTRY RD 11 BURNSVILLE MN
9653 NICOLLET & HWY 55 250 E TRAVELER’S TRAIL BURNSVILLE MN
2354 COON RAPIDS 3450 124TH AVE NW COON RAPIDS MN
10457 MAIN ST & HWY 10 2740 MAIN ST COON RAPIDS MN
10871 ROUND LAKE & HWY 10 13131 RIVERDALE DR COON RAPIDS MN
10204 HWY 15 & TORGERSON DR 1140 TORGERSON DR FAIRMONT MN
9606 GRANT & WESTERN 2280 GRANT ST FARIBAULT MN

Store# Store Name Address City State
9360 HASTINGS & HWY 55 1731 N FRONTAGE RD HASTINGS MN
9881 LINCOLN SQUARE 3156 CENTURY AVE N MAHTOMEDI MN
10744 MADISON & HWY 22 1881 MADISON AVE MANKATO MN
14262 WARREN & STADIUM 1680 WARREN ST MANKATO MN
9914 E SOUTHVIEW DR & MAIN ST 1201 E MAIN ST MARSHALL MN
2859 125TH & CENTRAL 12555 ULYSSES ST NE MINNAPOLIS MN
9915 HWY 7 & CO RD 101 5101 COUNTY RD MINNETONKA MN
13347 HWY 36 & HWY 5 5980 NEAL AVE N OAK PARK HEIGHTS MN
2451 ROCKFORD SQUARE 4000 ANNAPOLIS LN PLYMOUTH MN
10642 TYLER RD & MALL DR 144 TYLER RD N RED WING MN
11186 W CIRCLE DR & 26TH 2665 COMMERCE DR NW ROCHESTER MN
11803 MARSCHALL & 17TH AVE 1539 17TH AVE E SHAKOPEE MN
10690 242 W 7TH 242 W 7TH ST. PAUL MN
10157 LIFESTYLE CNTER 9000 HUDSON RD WOODBURY MN
2523 CLAYTON AND BAXTER 14815 CLAYTON RD CHESTERFIELD MO
13348 SR N & I64 7827 HWY N DARDENNE PRAIRIE MO
13511 GRAHAM & I 270 1261 GRAHAM RD FLORISSANT MO
9957 HOWDERSHELL & DUNN 6045 HOWDERSHELL RD HAZELWOOD MO
10834 W FLORISSANT @ LUCAS & HUNT 8031 W. FLORISSANT AVE JENNINGS MO
11853 13TH & MAIN 1 E H&R BLOCK WAY KANSAS CITY MO
13653 HWY 150 & HWY 291 3701 SW HOLLYWOOD DR LEES SUMMIT MO
9990 SR K & WELDON SPRING 4581 HWY K O’FALLON MO
10912 ELM & SH-370 3788 ELM ST ST. CHARLES MO
2422 UNION STATION 1820 MARKET ST ST. LOUIS MO
11360 MANCHESTER & SAPPINGTON 10025 MANCHESTER RD ST. LOUIS MO
11523 TELEGRAPH & ERB 6070 H TELEGRAPH RD ST. LOUIS MO
13764 EUCLID & LACLEDE 9 NEUCLID AVE ST. LOUIS MO
13765 7TH & RUSSELL 2000 S 7TH ST ST. LOUIS MO
14364 HWY 100 & S POINTE 3081 PHOENIX CENTER DR WASHINGTON MO
11920 LOCKWOOD & ROCK HILL 234 W LOCKWOOD WEBSTER GROVE MO
13323 HWY 94 & OFALLON 5851 WWOOD DR WELDON SPRINGS MO
13474 I-55 & HWY 6 100 HOUSE-CARLSON DR BATESVILLE MS
10275 LAKELAND & LAYFAIR 204 A E LAYFAIR DR FLOWOOD MS
11524 HWY 98 & LAKE FORGETFUL 6136 HWY 98 W HATTIESBURG MS
10385 I 55 & MAIN 1903 MAIN ST MADISON MS
11053 HACKS & GOODMAN 7058 HACKS CROSS OLIVE BRANCH MS
10386 I-20 & PEARSON 403 RIVERWIND RD PEARL MS

Store# Store Name Address City State
11054 NORTHPARK MALL-THE MILLS 1200 E COUNTY LINE RIDGELAND MS
11525 CHATHAM DOWNS 141 CHATHAM DOWNS CHAPEL HILL NC
10420 WILKINSON BLVD 3220 WILKINSON BLVD CHARLOTTE NC
10836 NORTHLAKE COMMONS 9335 CENTER LAKE DR CHARLOTTE NC
11056 PIEDMONT TOWN CENTER 4620 PIEDMONT ROW DR CHARLOTTE NC
13533 WORTHINGTON 1520 OVERLAND PARK LN CHARLOTTE NC
14141 PROVIDENCE RD & SHARON AMITY RD 2921 PROVIDENCE RD CHARLOTTE NC
14183 FIRETOWER RD & ARLINGTON BLVD 1889 E FIRETOWER RD GREENVILLE NC
11136 VALLEY HILLS MALL 1960 HWY 70 SE HICKORY NC
11925 NASH STREET 2113 NASH ST WILSON NC
8716 HARPER HILL COMMONS 4912 COUNTRY CLUB RD WINSTON SALEM NC
2734 KIRKWOOD MALL 868 KIRKWOOD MALL BISMARCK ND
8923 UNIVERSITY & 16TH 1601 UNIVERSITY DRIVE FARGO ND
10459 13TH & 25TH 1310 25TH ST FARGO ND
11060 I-29 & 13TH AVE 3402 13TH AVE S FARGO ND
11527 HWY 370 & 36TH 3811 TWIN CREEK DR BELLEVUE NE
13626 23RD & CLARKSON 610 E 23RD ST FREMONT NE
11270 2ND & W 42 ST 4116 2ND AVE KEARNEY NE
9883 120TH & BLONDO 2012 N 117TH AVE OMAHA NE
11528 CENTER & 63RD 6303 CENTER ST OMAHA NE
11529 HWY 370 & 72ND 1423 PAPILLION DR PAPILLION NE
11805 72ND & GILES 8440 S 72ND ST PAPILLION NE
14089 ROCHESTER SHOPPES 160 WASHINGTON ST ROCHESTER NH
13581 HAMMONTON NJ 80 S WHITE HORSE PIKE HAMMONTON NJ
7563 NEWARK/BROAD ST 744 BRD ST NEWARK NJ
13499 RIDGEW00D 10 WILSEY SQUARE RIDGEWOOD NJ
13298 WEST BELT PLAZA 57 ROUTE 23 S WAYNE NJ
10327 WILLINGBORO 4364 ROUTE 130 N WILLINGBORO NJ
13898 WYOMING & MENAUL 2270 WYOMING ALBUQUERQUE NM
10120 HWY 550 & HWY 64 500 W BRDWAY AVE BLOOMFIELD NM
11732 N MAIN & TEMPLE 2800 N MAIN ST LAS CRUCES NM
11733 N MAIN & WALMART ACCESS 4506 N MAIN ST ROSWELL NM
11139 HORIZON RIDGE & HORIZON DR 65 E HORIZON RIDGE PKWY HENDERSON NV
653 MISSION CENTER 1340 E FLAMINGO RD LAS VEGAS NV
5443 MARYLAND PARKWAY – UNLV 4626 S MARYLAND PKWY LAS VEGAS NV
5544 EASTERN BELTWAY 2390 E SERENE AVE LAS VEGAS NV
6443 SAHARA & BUFFALO 8000 W SAHARA LAS VEGAS NV

Store# Store Name Address City State
6633 DESERT INN & DECATUR 4810 W DESERT INN RD 3 LAS VEGAS NV
9770 BUFFALO & WASHINGTON 7595 W WASHINGTON AVE LAS VEGAS NV
10079 JONES & FLAMINGO 6100 W FLAMINGO RD LAS VEGAS NV
10162 PARADISE & HARMON 4480 PARADISE RD LAS VEGAS NV
10393 TROPICANA & EASTERN 2510 E TROPICANA AVE LAS VEGAS NV
10462 CHARLESTON & BRUSH 5181 W CHARLESTON BLVD LAS VEGAS NV
10970 ANN & PAINTED MIRAGE 5590 PAINTED MIRAGE RD LAS VEGAS NV
11140 DURANGO & CHARLESTON 950 S DURANGO DR LAS VEGAS NV
11647 SKY POINTE & BUFFALO 6515 N BUFFALO DR LAS VEGAS NV
9884 CENTENNIAL & SIMMONS 6360 N SIMMONS ST N LAS VEGAS NV
5592 NORTH MESA PLAZA 1513 W CRAIG RD NORTH LAS VEGAS NV
10872 LAKE MEAD & RANCHO 3720 LAKE MEAD BLVD NORTH LAS VEGAS NV
9885 1ST & SIERRA 50 N SIERRA ST RENO NV
14186 BAY RIDGE 8414 THIRD AVE 8414 3RD AVE BROOKLYN NY
843 CEDARHURST 426 CENTRAL AVE CEDARHURST NY
10840 CENTRAL ISLIP TOWN CENTRE 101 S RESEARCH PL CENTRAL ISLIP NY
11422 WALDEN GALLERIA MALL 2000 WALDEN AVE CHEEKTOWAGA NY
11278 RTE 11 & HOGAN RD 7897 BREWERTON RD CICERO NY
10048 CENTRAL AVENUE KOHLS CENTER 1818 CENTRAL AVE COLONIE NY
10165 DOUGLASTON PLAZA 242-02 61ST AVE DOUGLASTON NY
7932 EAST AURORA 160 MAIN ST EAST AURORA NY
7473 EAST MEADOW 2330 HEMPSTEAD TURNPIKE EAST MEADOW NY
8132 CARRIER CIRCLE 6570 WEIGHLOCK DR EAST SYRACUSE NY
7259 ELWOOD 1946 JERICHO TURNPIKE ELWOOD NY
10567 FULTON AVE 123 FULTON AVE FARMINGDALE NY
9484 GENESEO 4262 LAKEVILLE RD GENESEO NY
10166 UNION TURNPIKE 8989 UNION TURNPIKE GLENDALE NY
11812 ATLAS PARK 8000 COOPER AVE GLENDALE NY
7343 GREECE 2150 RIDGE RD W GREECE NY
7574 BROADWAY MALL 385B BRDWAY MALL HICKVILLE NY
7236 ISLANDIA 1750 VETERANS HWY ISLANDIA NY
9403 LOCKPORT 5774 S TRANSIT RD LOCKPORT NY
14187 MAMARONECK AVE 320-322 MAMARONECK AVE MAMARONECK NY
2880 1675 BROADWAY 1675 BRDWAY MANHATTAN NY
11368 GALLERIA AT CRYSTAL RUN ONE GALLERIA DR MIDDLETOWN NY
7396 OLD COUNTRY ROAD 106 OLD COUNTRY RD MINEOLA NY
10752 SWEETHEART CORNER 3911 BREWERTON RD N SYRACUSE NY

Store# Store Name Address City State
7679 NEW HYDE PARK VILLAGE 1441 JERICHO TURNPIKE NEW HYDE PARK NY
7515 400 MADISON AVENUE 400 MADISON AVE NEW YORK NY
11538 1600 BROADWAY 1600 BRDWAY NEW YORK NY
11692 46TH & FIFTH AVE 565 FIFTH AVE NEW YORK NY
11737 MADISON & 44th 340 MADISON AVE NEW YORK NY
14091 MACY’S 5TH FLOOR – HERALD SQUARE 151 W 34TH ST NEW YORK NY
11651 POUGHKEEPSIE GALLERIA 2001 S RD POUGHKEEPSIE NY
10611 1 ROSLYN RD 1 RAILRD AVE ROSLYN HEIGHTS NY
10397 WATT ST 24471 WATT ST SCHENECTADY NY
9845 SOUTHAMPTON 20 NHWY SOUTHAMPTON NY
11976 SOUTHOLD 53345 ROUTE 25 SOUTHOLD NY
11280 FOREST PROMENADE 1756 FOREST AVE STATEN ISLAND NY
10281 PALISADES CENTER 4451 PALISADES CTR DR WEST NYACK NY
7275 WESTBURY 467 OLD COUNTRY RD WESTBURY NY
11589 THE SOURCE MALL 1504 OLD COUNTRY RD WESTBURY NY
2525 1505 FIFTH AVE 1505 W FIFTH AVE COLUMBUS OH
11856 YUKON BUILDING 601 N HIGH ST COLUMBUS OH
14056 REYNOLDSBURG 6144 E MAIN ST COLUMBUS OH
13859 DUBLIN, SAWMILL & HARD 7561 SAWMILL RD DUBLIN OH
14170 THE SHOPS AT FALLEN TIMBERS 3100 MAIN ST MAUMEE OH
2389 RICHMOND TOWN SQUARE 691 RICHMOND RD RICHMOND HEIGHTS OH
10399 OHIO VALLEY MALL 67800 MALL RD ST. CLAIRSVILLE OH
11883 MAXTOWN 925 N. STATE ST WESTERVILLE OH
2792 HIGH ST 530 N HIGH ST WORTHINGTON OH
13302 MAIN & WAYNE 1610 N MAIN ST ALTUS OK
13415 HWY 66 & COUNTRY CLUB 1100 S LYNN RIGGS BLVD CLAREMORE OK
11285 29TH & LINDA 4755 SE 29TH ST DEL CITY OK
11858 DANFORTH & SANTA FE 2015 W DANFORTH RD EDMOND OK
13459 15TH & SANTA FE 2141 W 15TH ST EDMOND OK
13720 SHERIDAN & GORE 1204 NW SHERIDAN RD LAWTON OK
11542 HWY 69 & COMANCHE 427 S GEORGE NIGH EXPY MCALESTER OK
13541 SHAWNEE & 6TH 591 W SHAWNEE MUSKOGEE OK
11144 122ND & PENNSYLVANIA 12124 N PENNSYLVANIA AVE OKLAHOMA CITY OK
11543 MEMORIAL & MAY 3131 W MEMORIAL OKLAHOMA CITY OK
13324 BROADWAY EXTENSION & BRITTON 125 W BRITTON RD OKLAHOMA CITY OK
14093 WESTERN & 89TH 9201 S WERN AVE OKLAHOMA CITY OK
13721 14TH & BRADLEY 2400 N 14TH ST PONCA CITY OK

Store# Store Name Address City State
11287 HWY 62 & MEADOW CREEK 1702 S MUSKOGEE AVE TAHLEQUAH OK
11936 81ST & MINGO 9524 E 81ST ST TULSA OK
460 TANASBOURNE – HAGGENS 18000 NW EVERGREEN PKWY BEAVERTON OR
13769 CORNELL & 188TH 1887 NW 188TH AVE HILLSBORO OR
426 HAWTHORNE II 1864 SE HAWTHORNE BLVD PORTLAND OR
3441 20TH & DIVISION 2045 SE DIVISION ST PORTLAND OR
14303 CLACKAMAS TOWN CENTER II 11860 SE 82ND AVE PORTLAND OR
10520 TILLAMOOK SHOPS 1701 WILSON RIVER LOOP RD TILLAMOOK OR
11697 TREXLERTOWN 6379 HAMILTON BLVD ALLENTOWN PA
11767 LOGAN VALLEY MALL ROUTE 220 & GOODS LN ALTOONA PA
13696 CHESTNUT PLAZA 118 E CHESTNUT AVE ALTOONA PA
13837 NESHAMINY MALL 707 NESHAMINY MALL BENSALEM PA
13905 DOWNTOWN BLOOMSBURG 34 E MAIN ST BLOOMSBURG PA
13268 NEW BRITAIN 290 W BUTLER PIKE CHALFONT PA
10294 DALLAS 184 MEMORIAL HWY DALLAS PA
11859 PALMER TOWN CENTER 677 S 25TH ST EASTON PA
10789 NORTH HANOVER 189 EISENHOWER DR HANOVER PA
13543 PAXTON STREET 3462 PAXTON ST HARRISBURG PA
13636 3RD & MARKET 225 MARKET ST HARRISBURG PA
13863 GRANITE RUN MALL 1067 W BALTIMORE PIKE MEDIA PA
9726 ENGLISH VILLAGE 1460 BETHLEHEM PIKE NORTH WALES PA
7723 STATION SQURE-BESSEMER COURT 5 STATION SQUARE DR PITTSBURGH PA
9372 PLYMOUTH MEETING MALL 500 W GERMANTOWN PIKE PLYMOUTH MEETING PA
13545 MUHLENBERG 3225 N5TH ST READING PA
14118 STROUDSBURG 1000 SHOPPES AT STROUDS RT 611 STROUDSBURG PA
7882 UPPER MORELAND 2770 EON RD UPPER MORELAND PA
9470 WARRINGTON ROUTE 611 711 EON RD WARRINGTON PA
7902 RT 611 WILLOW GROVE 1107 EON RD WILLOW GROVE PA
11939 WYOMISSING II 798 WOODLAND RD WYOMISSING PA
11553 E MAIN ST & DRAYTON RD 1855 E MAIN ST SPARTANBURG SC
10792 APPLING & US 70 7610 US HWY 70 BARTLETT TN
13985 HWY 58 & HWY 153 4503 HWY 58 CHATTANOOGA TN
9442 NONCONNAH PKWY & HOUSTON LEVEE 4630 MERCHANT PARK CIR COLLIERVILLE TN
11769 HWY 51 & LANNY BRIDGES 1625 HWY 51 S COVINGTON TN
13772 I-40 & PINE RIDGE 1796 ROANE STATE HWY HARRIMAN TN
11819 HIGHLAND & BALTIMORE 112 E BALTIMORE ST JACKSON TN
11942 STRAWBERRY PLAINS & I-40 7228 REGION LANE KNOXVILLE TN

Store# Store Name Address City State
8350 DEXTER & GERMANTOWN 1645 N GERMANTOWN PKWY MEMPHIS TN
11885 GERMANTOWN & MARKET PLAZA 2293 N GERMANTOWN PKWY MEMPHIS TN
11886 RIVERDALE & MALTAN 3586 RIVERDALE RD MEMPHIS TN
8471 HWY 96 @ MALL CIRCLE DRIVE 207A STONES RIVER MALL BLVD MURFREESBORO TN
14053 STONES RIVER MALL KIOSK 1720 OLD FORT PKWY MURFREESBORO TN
11980 HWY 64 & HWY 194 7275 HWY 64 OAKLAND TN
6236 SOUTH ARLINGTON 1201 W ARBROOK ARLINGTON TX
6299 COOPER & GREEN OAKS 5435 S COOPER ARLINGTON TX
6301 COLLINS & GREEN OAKS 2733 N COLLINS ARLINGTON TX
9540 MATLOCK & BARDIN 4645 MATLOCK ARLINGTON TX
6403 S CONGRESS AND ACADEMY 1007 S CONGRESS AUSTIN TX
14121 MOPAC & SLAUGHTER 5000 W SLAUGHTER AUSTIN TX
9675 HWY 83 & BOCA CHICA 100 EXPRESSWAY 83 BROWNSVILLE TX
9300 US 377 & US 67 300 W COMMERCE BROWNWOOD TX
11558 SPID & WEBER 3920 S PADRE ISLAND DR CORPUS CHRISTI TX
11943 STAPLES & DODDRIDGE 3738 STAPLES CORPUS CHRISTI TX
6262 GREENVILLE & MATALEE 3715 GREENVILLE AVE DALLAS TX
6280 PRESTON & BELTLINE 14891 PRESTON RD DALLAS TX
6370 LOVERS LANE & GREENVILLE AVE 5500 GREENVILLE AVE DALLAS TX
6372 CAMP WISDOM RD & HWY 67 3431 CAMP WISDOM RD DALLAS TX
6387 SKILLMAN AND AUDELIA 9090 SKILLMAN ST DALLAS TX
10758 NORTHPARK MALL II 8687 N CENTRAL EXP DALLAS TX
10759 LBJ & MONTFORT 5631 LBJ FWY DALLAS TX
10877 ILLINOIS & WESTMORELAND 3403 W ILLINOIS AVE DALLAS TX
14144 COIT & 635 7995 LBJ DALLAS TX
6963 PLEASANT RUN & HAMPTON RD 900 N HAMPTON RD DESOTO TX
8135 CEDAR RIDGE & WHEATLAND RD 107 S CEDAR RIDGE DR DUNCANVILLE TX
13356 MONTANA & MCRAE 9615 MONTANA RD EL PASO TX
6282 SPRING VALLEY & MIDWAY 13901 MIDWAY RD FARMERS BRANCH TX
10057 CAMP BOWIE & HULEN 4603 CAMP BOWIE FORT WORTH TX
10086 HULEN MALL 4800 S HULEN ST FORT WORTH TX
14145 MCCART & ALTAMESA 6221 MCCART AVE FORT WORTH TX
13928 FM 423 LEBANON 5605 FM 423 FRISCO TX
14096 WARREN & DALLAS PKWY 6801 WARREN PKWY FRISCO TX
10295 FIREWHEEL TOWN CENTER 470 CONEFLOWER DR GARLAND TX
6274 SHEPHERD & FARNHAM 3821 SHEPHARD HOUSTON TX
7944 I-45 & RED RIPPLE 6001 N FWY HOUSTON TX

Store# Store Name Address City State
9615 HWY 249 & ANTOINE 12503 TOMBALL PKWY HOUSTON TX
10056 MAIN & DALLAS 914 DALLAS ST HOUSTON TX
10650 FANNIN & PRESTON 1018 PRESTON HOUSTON TX
11562 WESTHEIMER & BRIARGREEN 14333 WHEIMER RD HOUSTON TX
13479 BELLAIRE & WILCREST 10611 BELLAIRE BLVD HOUSTON TX
13672 FANNIN & MACGREGOR 6400 FANNIN ST HOUSTON TX
11563 DEERBROOK MALL 20131 HWY 59 HUMBLE TX
11072 HWY 77 & GENERAL CAVAZOS 1401 E GENERAL CAVAZOS KINGSVILLE TX
11565 ZAPATA HWY & CHESTNUT 2201 CHESTNUT LAREDO TX
2977 TOWN EAST MALL 2228 TOWN E BLVD MESQUITE TX
13797 HWY 271 & WHITE STREET 901 S JEFFERSON AVE MT PLEASANT TX
13395 LAMAR & LOOP 286 3855 NE LOOP 286 PARIS TX
11074 I-27 & HWY 70 1301 I-27 NORTH PLAINVIEW TX
6288 PRESTON & HWY 121 8600 PRESTON PLANO TX
6666 COIT AND HWY 190 340 COIT RD PLANO TX
10576 COLLIN CREEK MALL 811 N CENTRAL EXWY PLANO TX
13838 HWY 75 & PARK BLVD 1881 CENTRAL EXWY PLANO TX
11301 I-35 & RED OAK 502 N I-35 RED OAK TX
10528 CHERRY & BUSINESS 35 1205 HWY 35 N ROCKPORT TX
11302 HWY 59 & HWY 36 27943 SW FWY ROSENBERG TX
11982 59 & HWY 762 24406 SW FWY ROSENBURG TX
6221 SAN PEDRO/BITTERS 13429 SAN PEDRO AVE SAN ANTONIO TX
10924 RIO GRANDE & LAURENT 1310 E RIO GRANDE VICTORIA TX
13332 VALLEY MILLS & WACO DR 4300 W WACO DR WACO TX
9930 GREEN OAKS & HWY 183 500 B HWY 183 W WHITE SETTLEMENT TX
14246 US 287 & MAURINE 2009 MAURINE ST WICHITA FALLS TX
11823 37TH & HARRISON 3685 S HARRISON BLVD OGDEN UT
10880 1914 W & 126TH S 1868 W 12600 S RIVERTON UT
10704 COTTONWOOD CREEK 7835 S HIGHLAND DR SALT LAKE CITY UT
11950 1700 S & 2000 W 1642 S 2000 W SYRACUSE UT
11772 SPOTSYLVANIA TOWNE CENTRE 137 SPOTSYLVANIA TOWNE CTR FREDERICKSBURG VA
10761 MADISON CRESCENT 8006 CRESCENT PARK DR GAINESVILLE VA
2957 POWER PLANT 1984 POWER PLANT PKWY HAMPTON VA
10986 PATRICK HENRY MALL 12300 JEFFERSON AVE NEWPORT NEWS VA
11154 STONEWALL PLAZA 240 RIVENDELL CT WINCHESTER VA
3327 GRAYS HARBOR HAGGENS 1213 E WISHKAH ST ABERDEEN WA
3280 BURLINGTON & GILKEY 1030 S BURLINGTON BLVD BURLINGTON WA

Store# Store Name Address City State
355 TOP FOODS WENATCHEE 10 GRANT RD EAST WENATCHEE WA
338 TOP FOODS FEDERAL WAY 31515 20TH AVE S FEDERAL WAY WA
3317 KENT HAGGENS 26015 104TH AVE SW KENT WA
10532 ORTING RETAIL CENTER 211 WASHINGTON AVE ORTING WA
13676 HWY 101 & DEL GUZZI DR 108 DEL GUZZI DR PORT ANGLES WA
3207 15TH AVE E 328 15TH AVE E SEATTLE WA
3241 DENNY & AURORA 620 DENNY WAY SEATTLE WA
3308 MET PARK II 1220 HOWELL ST SEATTLE WA
8739 23RD & MADISON 2201 E MADISON AVE SEATTLE WA
13508 45TH & STONE WAY 1218 N 45TH ST SEATTLE WA
13777 NORTHGATE MALL II 301 NE NORTHGATE WAY SEATTLE WA
14350 42ND & SW ALASKA 4704 42ND AVE SW SEATTLE WA
10477 MARKET AND GARLAND 3907 N MARKET ST SPOKANE WA
9321 RAINIER PACIFIC BUILDING 1498 PACIFIC AVE TACOMA WA
14274 SOUTHCENTER & MINKLER 17100 SCENTER PKWY TUKWILA WA
3348 ORCHARDS 6700 NE 162ND VANCOUVER WA
359 TOP FOODS – YAKIMA 2203 S 1ST ST YAKIMA WA
13844 FOX RIVER MALL 4301 W WISCONSIN AVE APPLETON WI
10179 OAKWOOD MALL 4800 GOLF RD EAU CLAIRE WI
11672 LOSEY & DENTON 1422 S LOSEY BLVD LACROSSE WI
2308 FINDLAY PLAZA 2825 UNIVERSITY AVE MADISON WI
9808 CENTRAL & MCMILLAN 1710 CENTRAL AVE MARSHFIELD WI
11827 8TH & WOOD 1951 8TH ST WISCONSIN RAPIDS WI
11213 THE HIGHLANDS 36 FORT HENRY RD TRIDELPHIA WV

George Carlin is in Hell?

2008-06-27T12:28:00.000-05:00

Ah, Fred Phelps! I’m tormented by the fact you haven’t died yet. You’re time will be here soon enough.

The Thomas McMuffin – Home-made McMuffin

2008-06-23T12:36:00.002-05:00

THOMAS' MCMUFFIN - JON & VINNY - watch more recipes and videos

George Carlin May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008

2008-06-22T12:31:00.002-05:00

George Carlin died earlier today at the age of 71 from Heart Failure.

You Will Be Missed Sir.

Disney Encourages Boys To Force Themselves On Girls

2008-06-17T12:16:00.001-05:00

So Disney wants little boys to think forcing themselves on girls is what they want

There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don’t got a lot to say
But there’s something about her
And you don’t know why
But you’re dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl

Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
It’s possible she wants you, too (WTF, Last I checked it was wrong to force a girl to kiss you) There is one way to ask her
It don’t take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl

Sing with me now
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
My, oh, my
Look at the boy too shy
He ain’t gonna kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Ain’t that sad
Ain’t it shame, too bad
You gonna miss the girl

Now’s your moment
Floating in a blue lagoon
Boy, you better do it soon
No time will be better
She don’t say a word
And she won’t say a word
Until you kiss the girl

Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don’t be scared
You got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don’t stop now
Don’t try to hide it how
You wanna kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Float along
Listen to the song
The song say kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Music play
Do what the music say
You wanna kiss the girl

You’ve got to kiss the girl
Why don’t you kiss the girl
You gotta kiss the girl
Go on and kiss the girl

Seriously, Seriously, Are You Freaking Kidding?

2008-06-09T12:13:00.001-05:00

So it has been about three months since I last posted about work in Please come to my Office… Well it was ok until earlier this month when the parking attendants totally blew parking one of the lots and I just knew it would bite me in the ass then to add gas to that fire. I got into a argument with a cashier after I talked to him about moving a sign after I told him not to. Which somehow blew up into him ranting about how I was picking on him and he was feed-up with it (which had me standing there with my mouth open in shock). So then comes break time and surprise one of the other supervisors get called in the office for a talking too, then one of my parking attendants gets pulled into the office for a talking to also. From what they told me it was a cross between a lecture and been asked questions about certain situations all involving ME! So I am about 50/50 with the idea that I am being set up to be fired and used as the “Reason” why everything at work has been going wrong. So I decided I until they have the balls to say anything to me I will simply go to work and only enteract with other people when I have to otherwise I will keep my mouth shut. We will see what happens.

The “Wake Up” Cat

2008-06-04T12:38:00.001-05:00

Wake up Call from Maubrowncow on Vimeo.

MUTO An Ambiguous Animation Painted On Public Walls

2008-06-04T12:34:00.003-05:00

MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.

Scarlett Johansson Brings The Noise And Fails In An Epic Way.

2008-05-27T12:39:00.002-05:00

Why can’t people just be happy with their lot in life. She is consider one of the hottest people on the planet and has to go ruin it by trying to sing. I know it has to be hard to tell someone the truth, SERIOUSLY someone needs to tell the poor girl she sucks and not in the career advancing kind of way.

Top Myths Promoted By Sitcom Television

2008-04-18T12:54:00.001-05:00

1. Having A Job Is Optional:
Live in a huge apartment, hang out with friends all day and go on random vacations. Apparently, working is only for when you are bored or if you have friends working there.

2. Your Mother Died But Your Father Was A Dead-Beat:
When your Mother isn’t in your life it is because she died in a car/plane/bike/climbing accident. On the other hand if your Father isn’t in your life it is simply for the reason of him being an Asshole/In Jail/Immature/Drunk/Tweaker.

3. Celebrities Are Everywhere:
Any second now a random celebrity will appear at your door because of a flat tire/phone call/fan letter or the ever favorite “I just moved into the neighborhood”.

4: The Richest Poor Man:
Working in a coffee shop there is only one place to go for vacation… Duh Rome, working for minimum wage yet getting a first class airplane ticket, a suite at a five star hotel and then stay for a week are no problem.

Utah Saints – Something Good

2008-04-10T13:00:00.000-05:00

Battlefield: Bad Company Boycott Video

2008-04-06T12:52:00.000-05:00

Twitter in Plain English (Video)

2008-03-13T13:13:00.002-05:00

Britney Spears – Break The Ice full length video

2008-03-13T13:02:00.001-05:00

Not bad looking, but the singing is a bit sub-par. Reminds me of an anime that some bored 12 year old decided to ruin by adding this song to it.

Please Come To My Office. . .

2008-03-03T13:07:00.000-06:00

Well as I walked into working on Saturday, I got a lecture about the Parking attendant braking the brand new flashlight. Then, right after walking around the corner I got the same lecture from another manager and at that moment I remembered that clip from office space where he talks about having no motivation because he has to hear it from 8 different managers. On top of that I got the lecture two more times because they found more broken flashlights.

Several hours pass and I am on the receiving end of another wonderful lecture about how I need to train the crew better (It is parking cars, not rocket science). I have pretty much come to the answer at no matter what I do I will received a lecture for something. Why you ask? It is simple I am the laid back, lazy, easy going supervisor and the other supervisor is a over the top control freak. If I have the crew do stuff for themselves I am blowing off my responsibilities, if I do it all myself I am not training them to do it (yes, seriously I have received both of those lectures). You can’t yell at the other supervisor she would crack, so it must be me that is the problem.

I am the first one to admit I am lazy and lack motivation. I learned a long time ago that if you show the ability to do hard work you will be rewarded with more hard work. So why would I want to be the smart kid in class when it gets you more homework or get stuck working all the graveyard shifts at work (been there, done that).

So, I gather all the crew together and give them the same lectures I have received over the whole week. Now to see if it will stick until the next event.

Where’s My Cell Phone?

2008-02-25T13:21:00.000-06:00

Ever lost your phone and have no idea where it has gone? Where’sMyCellPhone.com is a simple site that lets anyone enter their number (U.S. Numbers Only Right Now) and just wait to hear your phone ring.

Condom Hacks: Make It Bigger!

2008-02-13T13:16:00.000-06:00

I Just Want Food And My Money, Of Course!

2008-02-10T13:19:00.001-06:00

I bought food from Safeway.com, like I have been for months. All was going cool until they called and told me my card wasn’t going through, I read my card number back and it still wasn’t going through. I give them one of my credit card number and hang-up. I call USBank’s 800 number and talk to a customer rep. about my card

Customer Rep: Hello, how can I help you?

Me: Well, I just tried to use my card and it isn’t working.

Customer Rep: Just a sec, it looks like you haven’t activated your card yet.

Me: Um, my card expires in a month.

Customer Rep: Oh!, well… we have sent you a new card that you should get in a few days.

Me: So, what about the card I have now?

Customer Rep: hmm, it has a fraud alert on it because you tried it more then twice and is locked up for 24 hours.

Me: Can I call them to get it removed?

Customer Rep: I’m sorry, but there is no customer service number for the fraud dept., it is a automated feature.

Me: Ok… Thanks alot, I guess

500 Companies 800 Numbers And The Way To Speak With A Human

2008-01-01T13:24:00.001-06:00

1-800-FLOWERS.COM 800-716-4851 Direct to human.
AAA 800-222-4357 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
AARP 888-687-2277 Press 0.
AARP Healthcare 800-523-5800 Press 1; at prompt press 4.
AARP MedicareRxPlan 888-867-5575 Press 1; hold through message.
AARP Pharmacy Services 800-289-8849 Press 1; hold through message.
ABN AMRO Mortgage 800-783-8900 Press #; at prompt press #; at prompt press 0.
Ace Hardware 866-290-5334 Press 0.
Adelphia 888-683-1000 Press * at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Adobe Systems 800-833-6687 At prompt, press 1.
Advance Auto Parts 800-314-4243 Press 0.
Aetna 800-738-7674 Say “member”; press *0.
Aetna Rx Home Delivery 800-227-5720 Press 0.
AFLAC 800-992-3522 Press #; at prompt press #; at prompt press #; at prompt press 3.
AIG 877-638-4244 Direct to human.
Air Canada 888-247-2262 Press 1; at prompt press 0; at prompt press 0; at prompt press 0.
AirTran Airlines 800-204-5695 Press 0.
Alamo 800-462-5266 Direct to human.
Alaska Air 800-252-7522 Press #.
Alitalia 800-223-5730 Press *.
Allmerica Financial 800-533-7881 Press 00 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Allstate 800-255-7828 Press * at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Allstate Motor Club 800-869-7997 Direct to human.
Alltel Wireless 800-255-8351 Press 00 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Amazon Visa 888-247-4080 Press 00 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Amazon.com 800-201-7575 Don’t press or say anything.
America Online 800-827-6364 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
American Airlines 800-433-7300 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
American Airlines Baggage 800-535-5225 Press 7.
American Express 800-528-4800 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Ameriquest Mortage 888-436-7571 Don’t press or say anything.
Amtrak 877-444-4773 Direct to human.
Apple 800-275-2273 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
AT&T 800-288-2747 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
AT&T Business 800-750-2355 Press * at each prompt, ignoring messages.
AT&T Universal Card 800-423-4343 Don’t press or say anything.
AT&T Worldnet 800-400-1447 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Auto Zone 800-288-6966 Press 1; at prompt press 2; at prompt press 0.
Avis 800-230-4898 Press 2.
Baby Bjorn 866-424-0200 Press 2.
Bank Card Svcs. 800-655-1491 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Bank of America 877-231-9372 Direct to human.
Bank of America Credit 800-732-9194 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Bank of New York 800-225-5269 Press ###.
Barclays 877-523-0478 Press * at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Barnes & Noble 800-422-7717 Direct to human.
Barnes & Noble.com 800-843-2665 Press 16.
Bear Stearns 888-807-6898 Direct to human.
Bed, Bath & Beyond 800-462-3966 Press 4; hold.
Belkin Tech Support 800-223-5546 At prompt press 2263; press 1 at each prompt thereafter.
BellSouth 888-757-6500 Press *0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Bellsouth FastAccess DSL 888-321-2375 Press 1; at prompt press 1; at prompt press 1; at prompt press 1; at prompt press 2, ignoring messages.
Best Buy 888-237-8289 Press 2.
Best Buy Card 800-365-0292 Press 6 at each prompt, ingnoring recording.
Best Western 800-780-7234 Direct to human.
BJ’s Wholesale Club 800-257-2582 Press 0#.
Black & Decker 800-544-6986 Direct to human.
Blockbuster 214-854-3000 Press 22.
Blockbuster Online 866-692-2789 Press 11.
Bloomingdales Credit 800-295-4057 Direct to human.
Blue Cross and Blue Shield 877-526-3425 Say “get associate” at prompt.
BMG Music 317-692-9200 Press #.
BMW 800-831-1117 Say “customer relations” and then press 1 for “vehicle” or 2 for “motorcycle.”
Boost Mobile 888-266-7848 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Borders 888-812-6657 Press 0.
Bosch Power Tools 877-267-2499 Press 100.
Bose 800-444-2673 Direct to human.
Briggs & Stratton 414-259-5262 Press 0 at prompt.
British Airways 800-247-9297 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Brother International 800-284-4329 Press 7.
Budget Rent a Car 800-527-0700 Press 0.
Buick 800-521-7300 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Buy.com 800-800-0800 Don’t press or say anything.
Cabela’s 800-237-4444 Direct to human.
Cablevision 800-868-9840 Press 1. Then press 0 at each subsequent prompt.
Cadillac 800-333-4223 Press 0.
Canon USA 800-828-4040 At prompt press *; at prompt press 0.
Capital One 800-548-4593 Press 0.
Card Services 888-363-8001 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Caremark 800-262-7890 Press 0.
Carnival Cruise 800-929-6400 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Casio 800-706-2534 Press 3.
Celebrity Cruises 800-647-2251 Press 0.
Cellular One 888-910-9191 Press 4.
Centers for Disease Control 800-232-4636 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Centers for Medicare & Medicaid 800-999-1118 Press 1000.
Ceridian Benefit Svcs. 800-877-7994 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Charles Schwab 800-435-9050 Press 3, followed by eight digit account number
Charter Communications 866-472-2200 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Chase Credit Cards 800-432-3117 Press # at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Chase Home Finance 800-848-9136 Press #0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
CheapTickets 800-755-4333 Don’t press or say anything; when offered customer service say “Yes.”
CheapTrips 800-211-5119 Direct to human.
Chevrolet 800-222-1020 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
ChevronTexaco Credit 800-243-8766 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Chrysler Financial 800-700-0738 Say “agent” at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Chrysler Group 800-992-1997 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
CIGNA 800-849-9000 Press ## at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Cingular Wireless (AT&T) 800-331-0500 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Cingular Wireless Warranty Dept. 800-801-1101 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Circuit City 800-843-2489 Press 0.
Citi Cards 800-633-7367 Don’t press or say anything, ignoring messages.
Citi Simplicity 866-696-5673 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Citibank 800-756-7047 Press 0# at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Citizens Bank 800-922-9999 Press 000.
Columbia House DVD 888-467-7404 Press 1 for English; then don’t press or say anything, ignoring messages.
Columbia Mutual Funds 800-345-6611 Say “representative.”
Comcast 800-266-2278 Press * at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Comcast 800-266-2278 Press * at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Comfort Inn 877-424-6423 Direct to human.
Commerce Bank 888-751-9000 Direct to human.
Commonwealth Edison 800-334-7661 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Compaq 800-652-6672 Say “operator” at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Compass Bank 800-239-5175 Press 00 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
CompUSA 800-266-7872 Press 33.
CompUSA erebates 888-716-8555 Press **.
CompuServe 800-848-8990 Press 1211.
Computer Associates 877-694-8509 Press 2.
Consolidated Edison 800-752-6633 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Consumers’ Energy Company 800-477-5050 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Continental Airlines 800-784-4444 Press 00 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Costco 800-220-6000 Press 55.
Costco.com 800-955-2292 Press 55.
Countrywide Loans 800-669-5864 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
CVS.com 888-607-4287 Press 0.
Days Inn 800-329-7466 Direct to human.
Dell Financial Services 800-283-2210 Press 0; at prompt press 0; at prompt press #; at prompt press #.
Dell Sales 800-624-9897 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Dell Tech Support 800-624-9896 Press 3; say “agent” at each additional prompt, ignoring messages.
Delta Airlines 800-221-1212 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Delta Dental 888-335-8227 After language option, press 2 for existing or 3 for new account.
Detroit Edison (DTE) 800-477-4747 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
DHL Express 800-225-5345 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Dillard’s 800-345-5273 Direct to human.
Diner’s Club 800-729-5309 Press 2.
DirecTV 800-824-9081 Don’t press or say anything.
Dirt Devil 800-321-1134 Press # at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Discover 800-347-2683 Please enter your 16 digital account number
DISH network 800-333-3474 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Disney Cruise Line 800-951-3532 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Disney Shopping 800-328-0368 Press 0.
Disneyland Resort 714-781-4000 Direct to human.
Dodge 800-992-1997 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Dodge and Cox 800-621-3979 Press 0.
Dollar Rent-A-Car 800-800-4000 Press 0.
Drugstore.com 800-378-4786 Press 2; at prompt press 5.
Earthlink 888-327-8454 Press 1; press 0 at each prompt thereafter, ignoring messages.
eBay 800-322-9266 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Eddie Bauer 800-426-8020 Press 1.
Enterprise Rent-A-Car 800-261-7331 Press 3 at prompt.
Entertainment Weekly 866-228-1183 Say “agent.” Say “yes.”
Epson 800-533-3731 Direct to human.
Equifax 866-640-2273 Press 30 at each prompt, ignoring message.
e*Trade 800-786-2575 Press # at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Eureka Vacuum 800-438-7352 Press 17.
Evenflo 800-233-5921 Press 4.
Expedia 800-397-3342 Press # at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Experian 800-493-1058 Say “yes”; enter report #; enter social security #; say “yes”; say “agent” then “yes” to confirm at prompts thereafter.
Express Scripts 800-206-4005 Press 0.
Exxon Mobil Card 800-344-4355 Press 000, ignoring message.
Farmer’s Insurance 800-435-7764 Do not press or say anything, ignoring messages.
FedEx 800-463-3339 Say “representative” at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Fidelity 800-544-6666 Ignore prompt for social security number; press ###.
First Nat’l Bank of Omaha 888-530-3626 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Fisher-Price 800-432-5437 Do not press or say anything, ignoring messages.
Florida Power & Light 800-226-3545 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Ford 800-392-3673 Press 0; at prompt press 0; at prompt press 0; at prompt press 1; at prompt press 0.
Ford Interest Advantage 800-462-2614 Press # at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Ford Motor Credit 800-727-7000 Press # at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Four Points by Sheraton 888-625-5144 Press 17.
FreeCreditReport.com 877-481-6825 Press 51 at prompt.
Frigidaire Parts 800-599-7569 Press 3.
FTD 800-736-3383 Press 2.
Fujitsu PC Support 800-385-4878 Press 00.
Gap Credit Card 800-887-1198 Press 000 at each prompt; ignore request for account number.
Gateway Computers 800-846-2000 Press 4; say “no” at each additional prompt.
GE Appliances 800-626-2005 Press 000.
GE Finance CareCredit 866-893-7864 Press # at each prompt, ignoring messages.
GE MONEY BANK 877-317-5544 Press 1, then don’t press or say anything.
Geek Squad 800-433-5778 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
GEICO 800-841-3000 At prompt press 6; at prompt press 1; at prompt press 5; at prompt press #.
Georgia Power 888-660-5890 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
GM MasterCard 800-947-1000 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
GMAC 800-200-4622 Press # at each prompt, ignoring messages.
GMC 800-462-8782 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
GoDaddy.com 480-505-8899 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Goldman Sachs Mutual Funds 800-762-5035 Direct to human.
Goodyear Tire 800-321-2136 Press 1; at prompt press 5.
Google 650-623-4000 Press 0.
Google AdWords 866-246-6453 Press 22.
Graco 800-345-4109 Press 0.
Great West Health 800-663-8081 Press 1; at prompt press 1; press 4 at each prompt thereafter, ignoring messages.
Greyhound 800-231-2222 Press 26.
Hampton Inn 800-426-7866 Direct to human.
Harley-Davidson 414-343-4056 Press 0.
Hertz 800-654-3131 Direct to human.
Hewlett-Packard 800-474-6836 Say “agent” at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Hilton HHonors 800-548-8690 Press 5 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Hitachi 800-448-2244 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Holiday Inn 800-465-4329 Press 0; at prompt press 0.
Holmes 800-284-3267 Press # at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Home Depot 800-793-3768 Press # at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Home Depot Credit 800-677-0232 Press * at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Home Shopping Net 800-284-3100 Press 0.
Honda 800-999-1009 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Honda Financial Svcs. 800-445-1358 Press # at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Honeywell 800-468-1502 Press 11900.
Hoover 800-944-9202 Press 52.
Hotels.com 800-346-8357 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring prompts.
Hotwire 866-468-9473 Press # at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Household Bank Credit 800-771-7339 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
H&R Block Advisors 866-295-7912 Press 3; at prompt press 2.
HSBC 800-477-6000 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Hughesnet 866-347-3292 Press 2.
Humana 800-448-6262 At prompts say “member,” “pharmacy,” “prescription benefits”; give invalid ID.
Humana Medicare Claims 800-457-4708 Press *; at prompt press *; at prompt press 0; at prompt press 0; at prompt press *.
Hyatt Corporation 888-591-1234 Direct to human.
IBM 800-426-4968 Direct to human.
Ikea 800-434-4532 Press 0 quickly and repeatedly.
ING Direct 800-464-3473 Direct to human.
Intuit 800-811-8766 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
JC Penney Catalog 800-222-6161 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
JC Penny Credit 800-542-0800 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Jeep 800-992-1997 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
JetBlue Airways 800-538-2583 Press 0.
John Deere 800-537-8233 Press 1; at prompt press 4.
John Hancock 800-732-5543 Press 2; at prompt press 0.
Johnson & Johnson 800-526-3967 Press 0.
JP Morgan Chase 800-392-5749 Press 131.
Juno 888-839-5866 Press # at each prompt, ignoring messages.
JVC America 800-252-5722 Press 3.
Kensington Tech Support 800-535-4242 Press 11.
KitchenAid 800-422-1230 Press 3420.
Kmart 866-562-7848 Press 12.
Kodak 800-235-6325 Press #.
Kodak Gallery (Ofoto) 800-360-9098 Say “agent.”
Kohls Credit 800-564-5740 Press # at each prompt, ignorning messages.
Kolcraft 800-453-7673 Direct to human.
Lands End 800-743-9706 Direct to human.
Le Meridien 888-625-5144 Press 13.
Lexmark 800-539-6275 Press 1.
Liberty Mutual (Claims) 800-225-2467 Press 10.
Lincoln Mercury 800-521-4140 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Linksys 800-326-7114 Press 1; at prompt press ###.
Little Tikes 800-321-0183 Press 11.
LL Bean 800-441-5713 Direct to human.
Logitech 702-269-3457 Press 2000.
Lord & Taylor Credit 800-223-7440 Press 2002.
Lowe’s 800-445-6937 Press 0.
Lowes Visa 800-508-2520 Press 0# at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Lufthansa 800-399-5838 Direct to human.
Luxury Collection Hotels 888-625-5144 Press 15.
Macy’s 800-289-6229 Press 4; press *# at each prompt thereafter.
Macy’s Credit 800-280-4356 Press 9; press 0 at each prompt thereafter, ignoring messages.
Magnavox 800-705-2000 Select language. Say “agent.”
Mariott Rewards 800-321-7396 Press 0.
Marriot International 800-228-9290 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring prompts.
MasterCard 800-622-7747 Press 000 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Mattel 800-524-8697 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Maytag 800-462-9824 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Mazda 800-222-5500 Press 0.
MBNA 800-421-2110 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
McAfee 888-847-8766 Press #40.
MCI 888-624-5622 Press 2 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Medco Insurance 800-251-7690 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Medco Pharmacy 800-987-5269 Say “representative” at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Medicare 800-633-4227 Say “agent.”
Mellon Investor 800-522-6645 Press #.
Memorex Electronics 800-919-3647 Press 333.
Merrill Lynch 800-637-7455 Say “Advisor”.
MetLife 800-560-5001 Press ####.
MetLife Bank 866-226-5638 Press 000 rapidly and repeatedly, ignoring messages.
Metro PCS 888-863-8768 Don’t press or say anything, ignoring messages.
Microsoft Tech Support 800-642-7676 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Midwest Airlines 800-452-2022 Press **.
Money Magazine 800-633-9970 Don’t press or say anything.
Moneygram 800-926-9400 Press 0.
Morgan Stanley 800-869-3326 Press 00.
Motel 6 800-466-8356 Direct to human.
Motorola 800-331-6456 Press 00.
MSN 800-386-5550 Say “agent” at each prompt, until offered a representative; say “yes.”
Napster 800-839-4210 Press 33; at prompt press 2; at prompt press 2.
National Car Rental 800-227-7368 Direct to human.
Nationwide Insurance Claims 800-421-3535 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Nautilus (Bowflex) 800-628-8458 Press 3; at prompt press 2; at prompt press 4.
NetFlix 888-638-3549 Press 0 at each prompt.
Netgear 888-638-4327 At prompt press 41.
Netscape 866-541-8233 Press 000.
NetZero 866-841-1442 Press #### at each prompt, ignoring messages.
New York Times 800-698-4637 Press 500.
Newsweek 800-631-1040 Press 0.
Nikon Service 800-645-6687 Press 4 at prompt.
Nintendo 800-255-3700 Press 0.
Nissan Credit (NMAC) 800-888-2799 Press * at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Nissan USA 800-647-7261 Press #.
Nokia 888-665-4228 At prompt press 1; at prompt press 3; at prompt press 1.
Nordstrom 888-282-6060 Direct to human.
Northwest Airlines 800-692-6980 Direct to human.
Northwest Airlines WorldPerks 800-447-3757 At prompts say “WorldPerks,” “agent,” “yes,” “agent,” “yes.”
Northwestern Mutual 800-388-8123 Press 0; press 1 to participate or 2 to decline survey.
Norwegian Cruise Line 866-234-0292 Don’t press or say anything.
NY Life Benefit Services 800-294-3575 Press 0.
NY Life Retirement Svcs. 800-586-1413 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Office Depot 888-463-3768 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
OfficeMax 800-283-7674 Press 2.
OfficeMax Rebates 866-765-5702 Press 2; at prompt press 2; at prompt press 2; enter fake phone #; press 1 to confirm; press 1 to confirm.
Olympus – Digital 888-553-4448 Press 5; at prompt press 0.
Omron Healthcare 877-216-1333 Don’t press or say anything.
Orbitz 888-656-4546 Press # at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Overstock.com 800-843-2446 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Pacific Gas & Electric 800-743-5000 At prompt say “Operator”; at prompt say “Yes”; at prompt say “Operator”; at prompt say “Yes.”
Palm 800-881-7256 Press 1; at prompt press 2; at prompt press 2.
Panasonic 800-211-7262 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
PayPal 888-221-1161 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
PayPal Buyer Credit 866-571-3012 Say “agent” at each prompt, ignoring messages.
PC World 800-234-3498 Press *; at prompt press 2.
People Magazine 866-365-1620 Press 0.
People PC 800-736-7537 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Pep Boys 800-737-2697 Press 33; at prompt press 1; hold through prompts for representative.
PepsiCo 800-433-2652 Press 0.
PETCO 888-824-7257 Don’t press or say anything.
Philips Electronics 888-744-5477 Say “agent.”
Pitney Bowes Equipment 800-522-0020 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
PNC Bank 888-762-2265 Press * at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Poland Spring 800-950-9396 Say “representative” at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Polaroid 800-343-5000 Press 0.
Pontiac 800-762-2737 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Pottery Barn 888-779-5176 Don’t press or say anything.
Priceline 800-774-2354 At prompt press 1; at prompt press 1; at prompt enter phone number #; at prompt enter phone number #; at prompt enter phone number #.
Primerica 800-544-5445 Press 0.
Princess Cruise Line 800-774-6237 Press 0.
Principal Financial 800-547-7754 Enter social security #, then press 0.
Principal Life 800-247-4695 Press 1; at prompt press 2; at prompt press 0; at prompt press 0.
Procter & Gamble 800-331-3774 Press 1.
Progressive Insurance 800-776-4737 Press 000.
Prudential Annuity 888-778-2888 Press ** at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Prudential Financial 800-778-3932 Direct to human.
Public Service Electric & Gas 800-436-7734 Press 0.
Qantas 800-227-4500 Press 3; at prompt press 2; hold through message.
QuickBooks 888-729-1996 Press 0.
QVC 800-367-9444 Press 0.
Qwest 800-244-1111 Press 1; say “operator” at all subsequent prompts.
Radio Shack 800-843-7422 Press 0; at prompt press 0.
Radisson 888-201-1718 Direct to human.
Ramada 800-828-6644 Direct to human.
RBS Credit Card 800-747-8155 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
RCA / Thompson Electronics 877-794-7977 Press 2.
RCN 800-746-4726 Press 1; at prompt press 3; at prompt press 2; at prompt press 4.
Reader’s Digest 800-304-2807 Press 0.
Reliant Energy 866-222-7100 Don’t press or say anything.
Rent-A-Center 800-422-8186 Press 1.
Rite Aid 800-748-3243 Don’t press or say anything.
Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines 866-562-7625 Press 0.
Ryder Customer Service 305-500-3726 Direct to human.
Ryder Rentals 800-297-9337 Don’t press or say anything.
Sallie Mae 888-272-5543 Press 00 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Sam’s Club 800-964-1917 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Sam’s Club Credit 800-203-5764 Press # at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Samsung 800-726-7864 Press 2; at prompt press 1; at prompt press 3; at prompt press 3.
Saturn 800 553-6000 Press 3.
SBC DSL support 877-722-3755 Say “sales”.
Sears 800-469-4663 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Sears Credit Card 800-917-7700 Press 0000000; press 0 at subsequent prompts.
Sears Delivery 800-732-7747 Press 95111.
Secure Horizons 800-228-2144 Say “prospective member”.
Sharp 800-237-4277 Press 1132.
Shell Gasoline Card 800-490-9119 Press 0 when prompted for an account number.
Sheraton Hotels 888-625-5144 Press 12.
Simple Freedom 800-335-6401 Press #0#0.
Sirius 888 539-7474 Press 1; at prompt press 0.
Smith Barney Benefitaccess 888-822-6067 Press 0.
Sony / Playstation 800-222-7669 Say “agent”; at prompt say “agent”; at prompt press 1; at prompt press 1.
Sony Ericsson Mobile 866-766-9374 Select language.
Southern CA Edison 800-655-4555 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Southwest 800-435-9792 Direct to human.
Sovereign Bank 877-768-2265 Don’t press or say anything.
Spirit Air 800-772-7117 Press 00.
Sports Illustrated 800-284-8800 Press ###, ignoring messages.
Sprint – Nextel 800-639-6111 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Sprint Broadband Direct 888-996-0001 Press 00.
Sprint Long Distance 800-877-4646 Press 000 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Sprint Mobile 877-349-4413 Direct to human.
St. Regis Hotels 888-625-5144 Press 0.
Staples 800-333-3330 Don’t press or say anything.
Staples Easy Rebates 877-266-6483 Wait for “main menu” then press 0 * *.
Starbucks Coffee 800-782-7282 Press 0.
State Farm Auto Insurance 877-734-2265 At prompt, say “insurance.”
State Farm Bank 877-734-2265 Say “operator” at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Student Loan Corp. 800-967-2400 Press 5.
Student Loan People 888-250-6401 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
SunCom 800-786-7378 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
SUNOCO 800-278-6626 Press 00000; mumble when prompted for an account number.
SunTrust 800-786-8787 Press # rapidly and repeatedly.
Super 8 800-800-8000 Direct to human.
Symantec 800-441-7234 Don’t press or say anything, ignoring prompts.
T. Rowe Price 800-922-9945 Say “operator” at each prompt, ignoring messages.
T-Mobile 877-537-7389 Direct to human.
Talk America 800-291-9699 Say “Agent”; confirm phone number; say “agent” at each prompt thereafter.
Target 800 591-3869 Press 2; don’t press or say anything, ignoring messages.
Target Online 800 591-3869 Press 1; don’t press or say anything, ignoring messages.
TD Ameritrade 800-669-3900 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Tech SupportT-Mobile 877-369-4588 Direct to human.
Telecheck 800-710-9898 Press 1, 3, * at prompts.
Teleflora 800-835-3356 Press 2.
Texas Instruments 800-842-2737 Press 0 # and hold.
Textron Financial 800-388-1826 Direct to human.
The Company Store 800-285-3696 Press 0.
Thrifty Car Rental 800-847-4389 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
TIAA-CREF 800-842-2733 Don’t press or say anything.
Ticketmaster Local Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Timberland 888-802-9947 Press 0.
Time Magazine 800-843-8463 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Time Warner Cable Local Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Time Warner Road Runner 877-318-8333 Direct to human.
TiVo 877-367-8486 Say “Agent” at each prompt, ignoring messages.
TJ Maxx 800-926-6299 Don’t press or say anything.
TomTom 866-486-6866 Press 1.
Toshiba 800-457-7777 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Toyota 800-331-4331 Press 6.
Toyota Financial Svcs. 800-874-8822 Select Language option; press # at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Toys ”R” Us 800-869-7787 Press 1; at prompt press 2; at prompt press 7; at prompt press 2; hold through requests.
Tracfone 800-323-2366 Direct to human.
TransUnion 800-916-8800 Press 2 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Travelers Insurance 800-252-4633 Don’t press or say anything.
Travelocity 888-872-8356 Press ### at prompt.
TrueValue 773-695-5000 Press 0 and ask for customer service.
TV Guide 800-866-1400 Say “customer service” twice.
TXU Energy 800-218-7130 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Ubid.com 800-317-7995 Hold for representative.
UHAUL 800-789-3638 Direct to human.
Union Pacific 800-877-5123 Press #.
United 800-864-8331 Press 0; say “agent,” say “yes”; say “domestic” or “international” as appropriate.
UnitedHealth 800-585-6586 Select type. Say “Representative” three times.
Universal Studios Hollywood 800-864-8377 Press 4.
Upromise 888-434-9111 Press 0.
UPS 800-742-5877 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
UPS (International) 800-782-7892 Say “Agent” at prompt.
US Airways 800-428-4322 Press 41.
US Bank 800-872-2657 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
US Bank Visa 800-285-8585 Say “operator” at each prompt, ignoring messages.
U.S. Cellular 888-944-9400 Press 0.
US Citizenship & Immigration 800-375-5283 Select language; press 2; press 4; at prompt press 0.
US Dept. of Edu – Financial Aid 800-433-3243 Select language then press *0.
US Dept. of Edu – Loans 800-848-0979 Don’t press or say anything.
US Dept. of State – Passports 877-487-2778 Select language and then press 10.
US Dept. of Transportation 800-832-5660 Press 000.
US Dept. of Veterans Affairs 800-827-1000 Press 10.
US FBI 202-324-3000 Direct to human.
US Federal Trade Commission 877-382-4357 Press 450 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
US Fish & Wildlife 800-344-9453 Press 0.
US Food & Drug Admin 301-827-4573 Press 1.
US Homeland Security – FEMA 800-621-3362 At first prompt, select language; press 00.
US IRS 800-829-1040 Don’t press or say anything.
US Mint 800-872-6468 Press 0.
US Postal Service 800-275-8777 Press 5 at each prompt, ignoring messages.
US Social Security Admin 800-772-1213 Press 1; press 0 at each prompt, until SS# is requested; enter SS#.
USA Today 800-872-0001 Press 0.
USAA 800-531-6095 Press 000#; at prompt press #.
USAA Investment Mgmt 800-531-8448 Press 0# at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Vanguard Funds 800-662-2739 Press 0.
Verizon Billing 888-780-3964 When prompted for phone number, say “Operator.” Repeat if necessary.
Verizon Business 888-649-9500 Say “representative” at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Verizon DSL 800-567-6789 Say “agent” at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Verizon FiOS 888-553-1555 Say “operator” at each prompt, ignoring messages.
Verizon Fraud 888-483-7200 Direct to human.
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How To Be Cheap On Valentine's Day And Keep Your Woman. . .

2007-02-07T11:31:00.001-06:00

1. Take your date out for a romance dinner the night before Valentine's Day.
(Reason: The night out will be cheaper and less crowded. Plus you score points for being Original.)

2. On Valentine's Day just stay in and watch a movie and maybe cook her dinner.
(Reason: Again you get to avoid the crowds and the possibly of not getting a Reservation. Plus you get to save money you would of spent on that overpriced Dinner.)

3. The Day after Valentine's Day buy her some flowers and candy which will be on Sale.
(Reason: The store wants to get rid of the stuff so it is on the Cheap. Plus again you score points for being sweet.)