Imaginary Cars, The Mentos Cowboy and Cobra Commander

Posted by Xyiko | | Posted on 7:16:00 PM

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(Music -- TWIT -- Leo Laporte And The Twits)

THE CONES, THE CONES, all the FUCKING CONES! I was suppose to do an 16 hour/overnight of watching cars for the Ride and Drive, but they took the fucking cares so I spent 16 hours watching a parking lot full of cones (and before you ask "maybe they didn't want me to stay?" I will simply repeat what the guy said to me "we are taking the cars so you will just be watching cones." I take that as being their way of having fun SUCKA!) So I survive the horror of the boring night by reading and listen to music.

I got off about 7 this morning and walked down to the bus stop next to the jack and the box and as I was sitting there waiting this guy in full Cowboy dress (hat, boots, way to tight pants, etc.) came up and tried to enter Jack in the crack but it wasn't open so he decided to go to the drive thru, a few minutes later he comes around the corner with a bag of food and this look on his face like he was going to hold out a roll of Mentos and some voice would say "Mentos the Freshmaker". So you would think the was enough weirdness for one day (OH NO, NOT ME!), I got to meet the Real Life Cobra Commander who was walking around talking to himself about something and everyonce in a while he would just yell "YESSSSSSS" or some other word with s added to the end of it (Don't ya wait you were me). I did finally make it home and I passed the fuck out.

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Ok, Try Analyzing This Dream, Buddy!

Posted by Xyiko | | Posted on 3:37:00 AM

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(Music-- Mouth Shut -- The Veronicas)

Ok, So last night I had a dream that I was running for election as a senator and I was having an affair with Hilary Clinton (like the title says good luck analyzing it)... I honestly just can't understand or come up with a reason for why I would dream that. So if anyone has had a total off the wall dream like this leave a comment and tell me about it.

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(RANT ALERT!) : A Little Request From A Fellow Blogger / Pandora Timeshifting Hack Info.

Posted by Xyiko | | Posted on 6:15:00 PM

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On The Road (Or Should I Say In The Air) Again

Posted by Xyiko | | Posted on 3:25:00 PM

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(Music-- Only One -- Yellowcard)

So, last week I went down to Texas (I got to enjoy the fun of my Flight been cancelled and then reinstated and moved to a gate on the other side of the airport) and spent the week with Sara. She was sick most of the time (I didn't mind though, because I got to spend some time with her) but we did go out to eat and even to the movie and saw UltraViolet and V For Vendetta both of which were very good. The trip back was really fun (delayed, late flights and no ride from the airport, go me!), ok it wasn't but I survived and that is all that counts (at least that is what "They" tell me.) I even worked the next day after I got back and everyone was looking at me like a was an idiot for coming to work, (maybe it was the fact I didn't shave) I like having money though so I ain't missing a day unless I have to.

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A Fucking Shit Ton Of Drama!

Posted by Xyiko | | Posted on 10:28:00 PM

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(Music--Just Close Your Eyes--Waterproof Blonde)

So, I know it has been a while since my last post and that is because I haven't able to due to the fucking drama known as February and having no Internet connection... Let me start at the beginning, a few months ago I told my landlord about some water damage in the bathroom wall and some mold that kept coming back. So after every fucking person in a fifty mile radius came and looked at it. They decided to kick me out (oops.. I mean asked me to leave) and blame what had happened on me (Of course it turns out that they kick someone out of the same apartment about 4 years earlier for the same thing). So, I had to look for a new place to live, I thought for sure I would have to move out of town or be homeless. The 27th came and I was ready to move to Texas and live with Sara (hell I was looking forward to it, kind of.. I hate being a leech),at the last second I got accepted in a place. I moved in that day and then I had to wait a week for my internet in be connected. and here we are...

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Half Way Through A Long Week

Posted by Xyiko | | Posted on 12:01:00 AM

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(Music--I Promise--Stacie Orrico)

I have made half way through my ten day straight work week. It began with selling parking passes for a day and then being a Cashier/Supervisor for two days. It was pretty boring and wet, it only really interesting thing was when some old lady went crazy on her husband for bring an asshole because he thought parking cost to much.

Yesterday and today I sold parking passes for the Home Show and tomorrow I have to work outside in the parking lot but I have no idea doing what yet. This year the show will be closing an hour early due to the fact of the Seahawks making it to the Superbowl (I honestly doubt they will win, but who knows). That is all for now anyway...

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Classes At Honky Tonk U Are Now Available

Posted by Xyiko | | Posted on 9:45:00 PM

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(Music--Diggnation--Kevin Rose & Alex Albrecht)

Toby Keith came to the dome once again. But due to the fact that some people had to cancel on their shift at work, I didn't get my usually spot of premium parking. I had to work as a crew leader the whole night parking cars (just as a sidenote: People still can't park, I serious had a person pull up and try to park in half a spot and think it was ok. No one seems to know how to turn to park into a spot without three or four attempts or backing in and even then they do a shitty job of parking). The crappy new "The Wolf" country radio station decided to try and crash a concert sponsored by a old and soild country station "KMPS" and it was only made worse by the fact that they were playing their musicd so loud that it just sounds like a trash instead of music ( for being new and starting out they are not too smart about getting into shit with a major venue, Idiots). I didn't stay any longer then I had too.

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Bring On The Nascar Track

Posted by Xyiko | | Posted on 9:20:00 PM

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(Music--Number One Spot--Ludacris)

Tonight there was a rally at the dome called Back the Track where they are trying to get support to bring a race track to Washington by having Kasey Kahne, Greg Biffle, Darrell Waltrip, Johnny Rutherford, Paul Dana and Sam Hornish Jr. talk about why we need a track and signing autographs, showing off so race cars and giving stuff away too. We all thought it would be a quick and easy event, but we ended up getting slammed with a shitlot of people coming to the event.

All I can say is good luck.

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Gravedigger & Some Gold Digger Too Probably

Posted by Xyiko | | Posted on 8:10:00 PM

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(Music--Enth E Nd--Linkin Park)

So how they came to the idea of having a Monster Truck show and a Wedding show at the same time I will never understand. So probably the most annoy part of this show is the fact that we charge to different prices for parking and we have to charge you the right amount for the right show pretty quickly (It isn't as easy as it sounds considering the vast differents in the two events and the fact that it rain another the whole event doesnt help either).

(Story Of The Week):Guy Pulls up in his redneck best (Of course)
Me: Hello, here for the Monster Trucks?
Guy: Yep.
Me: Ok, 10 Dollars Please.
Guy: What I heard parking for the Wedding show is free!
Me: (WTF) Noooo... So you are here for the Wedding show?
Guy: N0, I here for Monster Trucks
Me: 10 Dollars then
Guy:But parking for the Wedding show is free? I am so Confused.
Other Cashier (slightly annoyed): Ok, If You Don't Understand How This Works...
Guy: I just don't get it...
Me (Speaking Slowly): You are here for Monster Trucks right?
Guy: Yeah, but I heard Wedding Show parking is ....
Me : No it isn't free, either way you got to pay me
Guy: Oh, I don't want to park here then
Me:(Are you Fucking kidding me) That is probably a good idea.

Moral of the Story: Drugs or Stupidity either way it makes you annoying to the rest of us, so put down the crackpipe or remote and pick up a book! (NOW, PUNK!!)

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Calls From The Land Of WTF

Posted by Xyiko | | Posted on 7:49:00 PM

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(Music--Dirty Little Secret--All-American Rejects)

So, I was hanging with friends and got a phone call from my former employer Securitas. I was just going to ignore the call but they left a message so I decided to call them back. It turns out the call was to see if I could work (Ok, so you are probably thinking " and..." So I will explain the whole story into why this is funny. About five months ago, I went on vacation from my job at the bank for a week to spend time with Sara. The day she was supposed to go home she got sick and we had to go to the hospital and I found out my mom was really sick. I called my work and left a message explaining I would need extra time off to take care of Sara and my Mom, which my job responded by saying if you don't come to work in three days it would be considered "Voluntary Termination" AKA being fired without us paying unemployment...). I just stood there in awe for a second with my mouth opened and the only thing I could tell the guy was I couldn't work and hang up. I figured it was a fluke or the guy just had an old call list BUT I got another call from another person (Serious how is this company run smoothly if they never clean out their employee database).

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